first of all, merry christmas, or anything else you celebrate :)
anyway, yesterday i was watching spongebob christmas specials, and i started thinking about christmas, and all the christmas stories and christmas songs, and christmas movies, and christmas porn that are released every single year, and how none of them actually managed to move me spiritually-
like, some are actually good but, do they really inspire me to be a good person?? they're kinda cringe, and lame most of the time
so i was thinking, wouldn't it be cool if we made like, literally the fucking worst christmas story ever??
like, so terrible, that after reading it you just want to die
like, so bad, it's actually good, but then it's just bad, but entertaining kind of bad, but also terribly, terribly bad
so i was thinking we could all write it together in the comments again, like Sweden's Dick, except it doesn't have to be Hetalia this time (it can, if you want)
I'll start by commenting the title, and then you guys start by replying with a sentence, and then another and another and another until we finish, or we die
Literally anyone can join, I don't care if I don't know you or if you're shy or something- The more people, the better (or the worse, in this case)
You can literally do whatever, there are no rules- add characters whenever you feel like, make them do or say whatever you want- It's fandom-less too, so add whatever characters, idc if we don't know them
The point of this isn't to create a flawless story, it's to just bullshit the entire thing and write whatever the fuck, so don't worry if your writing is crap
It's just like Sweden's Dick, but christmas version (if you haven't read it, it's on my profile)
Idk who the main character could be 🤔 you guys decide that
anyway, please join or i will literally cry
