Once upon a time there was the 🦀- The 🦀 found a dumbass 🤡 who wasn't careful and then the 🦀 took its opportunity- the 🤡 wasn't prepared for what the 🦀 had planned; not to mention the most important detail. These 🦀 were no ordinary 🦀, they were infact- secret FBI agents. They arrived to take the 🤡 to jail for shape shifting. Another 🤡 had accidentally spilled the other 🤡 secret. The 🤡 in question managed to convince the 🦀 that the true shape shifter was actually- John Cena, - yes, it was indeed John Cena the one and only; the 🦀 gasped, how could they possibly believe this 🤡?! They decided to hold all three...The 🤡, the other 🤡, and John Cena accountable, sentencing them to death. There was one thing that could save the 🤡.- John Cena dies, anyway- and that thing that could save the 🤡 from death was-...James Charles! Yes, none other than the ultimate 🤡 of them all. The god of 🤡. The 🤡 god James Charles spoke in a booming voice- "Hi sisters~!!" Then suddenly John Cena and all of the FBI crabs died due to- bleeding out of their ears- however! The other 🤡 had covered their ears before the ultimate 🤡 spoke; though he wasn't alone- on either side of him was another 🤡 Jeffree Star- and a not so much of a 🤡 Shane Dawson. "We're here to destroy your anus!" The ultimate 🤡 said with a gay giggle. Shane Dawson corrected the 🤡. "He means Uranus." Jeffree sksksksksksked and dropped his hydroflask. "And I oop- the planet Uranus is crawling with FBI 🦀!" They all began to sing their national anthem. "Itchin' and burnin' itchin' and burnin' itchin' and burnin'." They began to float away to Uranus as they danced like Danielle Cohn who dropped out of Harvard to fulfill her dreams as a thirteen- I mean, fifteen year old stripper. The other 🤡 smiled to his 🤡 friend and said, "Well, you know what they say!- Don't let the 🏳️🌈 🦀 get Uranus!- a common phrase from all 🤡 childhood." They had learned an important lesson and now it was all over.... or was it?!- ALL THE 🤡 IN THE WORLD TOOK OVER AND DESTROYED ALL ANUSES IN EXISTENCE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- The end. 🤡
