Dear diary, today daddy yelled at me for pooping my pants, I didn't mean to, It just slipped!! Oh yeah I killed my pet cockroach today and crie- hang on daddy is calling me!
Jigsaw: Puzzle piece I need to tell you something that has bothered me forever...
You aka puzzle piece: Daddy are you drunk?
Jigsaw: I cant drink I'm a fucking puppet. HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE ANYWAY?! WHY HOW WHAT WHEN. I WAS FUCKED BY A BARBIE DOLL AND YOU WERE BORN THATS IT. THATS WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
Puzzle piece: oh ok. Hey dad?
Jigsaw: what do you want?!
Puzzle piece: I wet my jimmies also one day, I stubbed my toe on the couch. It was the day I remembered chuckey also has a ugly kid lol
Jigsaw: Ok now go play a game in the street
Puzzle piece: kay
Jigsaw: WAIT NO!
I just ran outside crying with my wet piss shit pants I can cuss in my diary hehe I hope daddy doesn't read this..oh yeah daddy doesn't love me IMMA GO GET ADOPTED BY MISTER SIR freddy krueger I spelled that FUNNY HEEHEE OOPs there comeS more SHIT
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Your life as Jigsaw's kid
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