alphabet soup

questioning (like my sexuality *whips*)

so i was sitting there, questioning, alphabet soup on my tiddies, when i hear a scream

it was kara
she screamed ¨bro wtf why you jump you aint even do a backflip you just kinda died¨

panicking i stepped out of the tub and threw on a robe
i ran to my room and said ¨ẗf is you talking bout¨
nobody noticed i was there and i got concerned

so i went outside and called up dora and she was like ay yo sorry i cannot hear you im kinda busy
i was like all you do is go to the club and strip take a break
she was like hola? hola?
i screamed into the phone then she was like ok ok i hear you now
so then i explained the situation and she was like i will come help but you must say it in espaǹol
i got angry and hung up
a couple mins later i felt my phone buzz.
dora calling again