alphabet soup

wheres dora

hesitantly i answered and said ¨ok dora you can help but im not speaking mexican¨
then a voice answered that was not dora
¨ay dis dora hoe just killed herself¨ boots said
yo wtf i screamed
then adam ran outside to give me a lecture on vulgarity
so i told him to f himself and threw the bible i had stored in my anus at him and it hit him in the nuts
adam fell off my porch and started crying
so kara came outside and was like lexi wtf whered you come from i thought you died or sum
i was like i dunno chief
she glanced at adam clutching his nuts and the poopy bible and she was like ok
so then me and kara went inside and played monopoly

the end

wait no its not crap

so we were in the middle of monopoly when we fall out of our chairs because of an earthquake
so i looked outside and there was dora´s fatass tryna walk up the steps
i ran outside
BRO I THOUGHT YOU DIED OR SUM i said
she death stared me and i felt a little scared
she said ¨YOU LITTLE WH*RE YOU WERENT EVEN AT MY FAKE FUNERAL AND YOU DIDNT FACEBOOK POST ABOUT ME OR ANYTHING WHAT THE HELL LEXI¨
i was like i knew you were faking
she said no you didnt
so i threw adams poopy bible at her and she disappeared
the end