Unplanned Happiness

The Things We Do For Friends

A/N: Happy new year!!

"Jin and Jimin used to fuck! 'He's my best friend' he said. 'I call everyone 'baby'' he said. He claims that they were never an item, so what? people just go around fucking their best friends? I guess we've been slacking, Joon, drop your pants, let's have sex since apparently that's what besties do" Jungkook finished his rant, his breathing uneven because of how enraged he was. He knew Jin and Jimin were too close to have been "just friends." He could sense it since the very beginning.

Namjoon, on the other hand, was regretting asking Jungkook "what's wrong?" when he came into Jungkook's office and saw the displeased look on the latter's face.

"Okay, even if they did have something going on in the past, they obviously weren't serious about it considering that they never dated. Moreover, didn't Jin say that their sexual activities were a thing of the past?" Namjoon tried to reason with a fuming-with-obvious-jealousy Jungkook but apparently the latter wasn't seeing reason considering what his next words were.

"We need to get rid of Jimin." Jungkook stated matter-of-factly, causing Namjoon to choke on his own saliva

"Jungkook, what the fuck?" Namjoon asked, he wasn't one to normally curse but his best friend was beginning to worry him.

"I have connections. I can get one of my friends who's a CEO of an electronics company in Switzerland to offer Jimin a job with a pay he can't refuse. That way, he'd be oceans away from Jin and all my problems will be solved!" Jungkook chirped as he picked up the receiver of his office telephone and began dialing the number of his friend in Switzerland.

Namjoon pushed top left button before the call could even connect causing Jungkook to give him a surprised and slightly irritated look.

"What was that for?" Jungkook genuinely asked as if he couldn't see the problem with sending Jin's best friend and roommate all the way to Switzerland.

"Jungkook, you can't go shipping off anyone who so much as looks at Jin! What makes you think he's even after Jin, anyway?" Namjoon asked, as he made hand gestures signaling Jungkook to give him the receiver of the telephone.

Jungkook placed said item in Namjoon's hand and the latter put it back in its rightful place as Jungkook began to speak.

"Have you seen Jin? Who wouldn't want him? I bet that little dwarf is just plotting how he's going to trip and stumble his way onto Jin's dick" Jungkook replied, his obvious distaste for Jimin clear in the way he spoke.

Namjoon never thought he'd ever feel this way but right about now he was beginning to miss the old Jungkook. The workaholic Jungkook that couldn't give two craps about relationships.

Who knew love could make a person go batshit crazy? Especially someone as previously sane and stable as Jeon Jungkook!

"How about you do something a little bit more sane like, I don't know, maybe ask Jin to be your actual boyfriend in an exclusive and committed relationship with you?" Namjoon asked, not at all surprised when Jungkook shook his head. If there was one thing Namjoon was beginning to realize, it was that you can't talk the crazy out of Jeon Jungkook.

"I don't know if he feels that way about me yet." Jungkook responded before smiling maniacally while tapping his fingers against each other in a conniving manner, sending chills down Namjoon's spine. The latter didn't like the look in Jungkook's eyes

"I have a better idea!" Jungkook chirped, "let's go to a restaurant for dinner tomorrow night" he said as he took out his cellphone from his pocket and began texting Jin.

"You're going to set me up with the Jimin guy, aren't you?" Namjoon guessed as he shook his head, not knowing how else to react to this situation. He was beginning to wish he hadn't stumbled across Jin and Jungkook was still being forced to go on blind dates by his mother, but then he remembered how happy Jin makes Jungkook and he found himself unable to continue wishing that Jin and Jungkook had never met.

"Of course not" Jungkook said in a sing-song voice but Namjoon could see the mirth dancing around in the younger's eyes.

"Yup, you're going to set me up with the Jimin guy." Namjoon simply stated again, except this time, it was with more certainty.

Jungkook simply giggled as he continued to text away on his phone

JK: hey, I know you're at work right now but when you see this, what do you think about dinner tomorrow night with me?

Seokjinnie❤️❤️❤️😘: sure, that sounds nice.

JK: wait, aren't you working right now? How are you texting me?

Seokjinnie❤️❤️❤️😘: I'm on break

JK: ok cool. Also, bring Jimin

Seokjinnie❤️❤️❤️😘: Jimin? Why?

JK: Your friend is my friend, I think it would be nice to get to know him and stuff

Seokjinnie❤️❤️❤️😘: ...okay, I'll ask and tell you what he says, although my money is on "yes" because just like me, that boy will never say no to free food.

JK: cool, I'll make the reservation then

Seokjinnie❤️❤️❤️😘: alright, see ya tmr

Seokjinnie❤️❤️❤️😘: just don't forget to pay me for my time and I don't mean with money 😉 👅 💦

Jungkook blushed crimson as he read Jin's text.

JK: okay

He quickly pocketed his phone as he internally cringed at himself. Couldn't I have sent a better, maybe even flirty response? Why did I fucking send "okay?" Way to go, JK.

"What's with the look? Did he say no?" Namjoon asked, a little hopeful that he wouldn't have to be set up with Jimin when he saw the upset look on Jungkook's face.

"Oh no, he said yes. I'll pick you up tmr!" Jungkook instantly went back to being chipper as he was reminded that soon, Jimin and Namjoon would be an item and because of that, Jin would be his and only his!

Namjoon simply just let his head fall onto Jungkook's office desk after he groaned out a less-than-enthusiastic "okay" and he thought thought to himself

The things I do for you...