Fortuitous (A Miraculous Gender Neutral Reader Insert)

Parasomnias

(A/N: (a/g) stands for assigned gender. The gender you were assigned at birth)

"Adrien, this is (Y/n) (L/n). Child of Garrison (L/n). They will occasionally accompany you during your spare time." Gabriel tells Adrien. He turns. "Nathalie escort Garrison (L/n) and Miette (L/n) to my office. I will be there shortly." Nathalie leads your 'dad' and 'sister' down a hall.

"I guess we're hanging out earlier than expected." You say.

"I heard about your amnesia." Gabriel says. He doesn't have the tone people usually use when they say that. It's curious and skeptical without an ounce of pity.

"It makes things confusing someti-." you start.

"I heard it was an improvement." he replies. What. The rest of the words die in your throat. "Don't mess up." He walks away leaving you and Adrien alone.

"Well, that happened." you state.

"I have video games and anime?" Adrien tries.

"You have Undertale?" you ask.

"Of course!" Adrien replies as if he's offended you thought otherwise.

"Then, let's play!" you say with uncharacteristic determination. He leads you up the stairs and to his computer. He opens Undertale and you finally ask, "How do you play?". You turn away and hide your face, embarrassed it took this long for you to ask.

"You've...never played before?" he asks.

"I've never really had time to try it." you answer. All of my spare time went into Heureux-ing or sleeping. Adrien's waving at something and stops once he notices you looking at him.

"There was a fly." he insists. That was an obvious lie. Probably Plagg. "Anyway, let's play." The intro is pretty nice but that's as far as you get before Dark Cupid strikes. When Adrien says he's going to the bathroom, you take that as your cue to swing out of there as Heureux. It's not hard for you to find Chloe. You see Chat about to get hit by an arrow and react. You push him out of the way and get hit by the arrow instead. I don't feel any different.

"Was that supposed to do something? Cause it didn't!" you taunt. That was a stupid quip. He responds by shooting more arrows. You dodge them and catch up with Ladybug and Chat. They look shocked to see you and tense up.

"Heureux...how are you feeling?" Ladybug asks.

"Like nothing happened to me. That's weird, right?" you answer.

"Looks like Dark Cupid missed his mark." Chat adds miming an arrow being released.

"Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth. Lucky Charm!" Ladybug says. She holds two shiny red candy apples on sticks.

"What are you gonna do with those milady?" Chat asks. Ladybug scans the environment and hands the candy apples to you.

"Heureux." Ladybug starts. I have a bad feeling about this. "It seems like you're immune to Dark Cupid's arrows-."

"It could've been a bad arrow or, or performance anxiety." you try and mentally facepalm. Performance anxiety? Really (Y/n)?

"It worked perfectly fine when he hit other people. Anyways, here's the plan..." Ladybug explains.

You sigh. I hope this works. This isn't anything like the actual episode. I guess the two candy apples should've tipped me off. You see Chloe on the ground. "Hey Dark Dork! Come and get me!" you shout.

"Didn't I hit you already?!?" he asks with anger in his tone.

"Did you? It felt like a small breeze." you reply feigning nonchalance.

He pulls out an arrow pulsing with dark energy and all you can think is This definitely was not in the fucking show. You use your grappling hook to pull yourself away from that attack and throw a candy apple at him. He moves to dodge and it gets caught on one of his wings. He tries to pull it off and yelps when it doesn't come off. He pulls out another arrow and you throw the other apple at the hand on the bow.

Ladybug and Chat Noir drop down from the rooftop nearby and onto Dark Cupid. There's a shout of "Cataclysm!" and in a few short seconds Paris is restored to its former glory. "Pound it!" they both say. Ladybug's miraculous beeps and she swings her yo-yo upwards.

"Wait! Ladybug! I gotta tell you something!" Chat yells.

"I think you should wait until next time." you interrupt. "Three, two, one." Right after the words leave your lips, Chat's miraculous beeps.

Ladybug laughs nervously and says, "We're about to turn into pumpkins, and personally, I'd rather not see that." They swing off in opposite directions and you're about to leave your eyes fall on Kim. You're walking towards him before you can form a conscious thought.

"Heureux?" he says confused.

"Hey, Kim, right? Are you okay?" you ask. "After all that?" You gesture wildly.

"Ye-yeah. I'm fine."

"You got a phone on you?"

"Yeah?" He hands you the phone. You type what you need to on it.

"Here's my contact info just in case you change your mind." You are made aware of sirens and swing away. "Happy Valentines Day!"

You hurriedly swing across the city and into one of the Agreste mansion windows after making sure no ones' in the room. You shove your costume into your messenger bag and walk towards Adrien's room. You bump into him on your way there. "Hey, you're out of the bathroom. Funny story, I was waiting for you to come back because I didn't wanna play without you and then I needed to use the bathroom but you were in there so I was looking for another one but I got lost." you word vomit before he can get a word in.

"...oh. You wanna play now?" he asks.

"Of course! I need to find out what happens after the player falls down." you answer. You walk back to his room and start playing. By the end of the ruins you decide something important: you hate Flowey.

"I hope I can fight Flowey again so I can kill him!" you rant. Adrien has an uncomfortably smug smile on his face. "What?"

"Nothing~" he replies in a sing songy voice.  That obviously means something. You manage to defeat Toriel without killing her which is good until Flowey mocks you for not sparing the other monsters. "Well fuck you Flowey. You're next!"

You've just completed the final puzzle by Papyrus when Nathalie tells you it's time to go. "Let's do this again some time." you say. I'm proud of me. I haven't stuttered or embarrassed myself once.

"I'd like that." he says with a smile. The sun's too bright. You blush and your good mood lasts until you get in the car.

"Did you befriend the younger Agreste?" is the first thing your dad asks when you get in.

"Why is that any of your business?" is your reply.

"So you did. We'll have to find some way to get you in his class."

"What! No! I have friends in my class and that's the only time I get to see them."

"What friends? That Anciel boy? I've been looking for a way to cut him out of your life anyway. He's a bad influence on you."

"Marc is not-!"

Your sister cuts in, "He convinced you that you're not a (a/g). That you're a 'they'."

"There are only two genders." your dad continues. You pull out your phone and post something to calm down.
Just got hit by yet another there only two genders speech. Fools, there is only one gender _______
It's nerf or nothing
It was me Dio!
The human gender
We have to share
It's mine