Don't Make Me Reply In All Caps (Boyxboy)

Idiot

Joe's POV

"Joe."
"Joeeee..."

I started to stir when-

"JOE!!" Caspar yelled in my ear.

I woke up clutching my ear and fuming.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I yell angrily.

I sat up fully on the couch with Caspar next to me. The lights were out and my ears hurt, great.

"I'm waking you up," he said simply.

I glared at him, "You could've woken me up like a civilized person would but no, you just feel the need to blow my frickin' ear drums out."

"Well I wanted to know if you wanted to watch movie or play FiFa or something."

"Well...what time is it?"

He looked at his watch, "It's..um 1:24 am."

Nope.

I stood up from the couch, it's nearly 1:30 in the morning I'm going to bed. He stood up too,

"Wait, we're you going?"

"To bed."

"What? No! Sleep is for the weak c'mon Joeee."

As I started to walk away he grabbed on to my hoodie sleeve. Ugh.

"Caspar let me go."

"No"

I tugged back my sleeve hard, yanking it out of his grip. He stumbled back a bit, the look of surprise on his face was priceless.

"Oh it's on!" He exclaimed.

I took that as my cue to start running. I ran up the stairs, my destination was my room. Caspar was on my heels, slowly catching up. As I reached my room I threw open the door and flung myself inside. I tried to lock it when Caspar wedged himself into the way.

"Caspar I will squish you like a bug if you don't get out of the way," I growled.

"Then you're gonna have to squish me because I'm not moving!"

Half of his body was through now. Didn't Dan and Phil tell me about someone eaten in half or something? Must be some weird anime they watch.

With a strength that came out of nowhere, Caspar pushed his way in, tackling me into my bed. He straddled my hips and pinned my wrists down to the bed.

"I got you now!" He said triumphantly.

"Caspar let me go right now!"

"I'll get off if you watch a movie with me down stairs."

"No, it's nearly 2 am! Let me sleep!"

"Deal or no deal?"

"Geroff me! You weigh a ton!"

He snickered, "What are you Ron Weasly or something?"

I turned red.

"Oh your face is so red! Just like him!

I give up. I sighed and stopped struggling.

"Fine I'll go."

He got off of me and I felt like a million pounds were taken off of my body. He offered me a hand but I ignored it.

He turned and right when he was about to exit he looked over his shoulder.

"Joe?"

"Yeah?"

"You look good in that position," he smirked.

"Go to hell!"

"That's where you live isn't it?"

I half expected Tyler to jump out and shout "Ooh burn!" behind me.

He smirked again and left.

Idiot.