Don't Make Me Reply In All Caps (Boyxboy)

Hide and Seek

Joe's (pop holdin' it down) POV

"In the dark?" Phil repeated.

"Well yeah, it'll be boring if we don't spice it up," Dan replied while awkwardly dancing.

"Joe's apartment is pretty big," Zoe said.

"Only Joe? What am I, the neighbor?" Caspar said, faking offense.

"So it's settled," Troye rubbed his hands.

"I'll go turn off all the lights," Jim exclaimed.

"Hang on, are there any limits?" Louise asked me.

"Well, you can't go outside but otherwise all the rooms are legal," I said.

"Should we split up into teams?" Tyler asked.

"No, let's do every man for themselves," Alfie said.

Zoe and Louise coughed.

"I mean, every body for themselves," Alfie corrected himself.

The lights turned off.

"The cable's off, should've sucked th-" Tyler began.

Everyone ran in opposite directions, look's like Tyler is it.

"I don't wanna be it!" Tyler yelled after us.

I ran upstairs, into my room. Yes, it's very obvious.

I opened my closet and hugged my knees tightly, I leaned against the cool wall of the dark closet. I had positioned myself in such a way that if Tyler opened the door he wouldn't see me behind the ledge.

"Hello, Joe," A deep voice whispered.

I almost screamed and punched the air in front of me.

"Ah, shit," It hissed.

Realization dawned upon me, "Caspar? Is that you?"

"No this is Patrick, who the hell do you think it is, you dick!" Caspar said in a strangled whisper.

"Did I punch you?"

"Yes!"

"I'm sorry! Where did I punch you!"

"In the cheek!"

I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, wow, Tyler really needs to work on his stealth.

"Shh!" I hushed him.

The bedroom door creaked open and I could hear Tyler's breathing.

I clamped a hand over my mouth to hide my breathing.

The door slowly opened and I felt Tyler peer in. After a moment he closed it and left.

I breathed out.

"Are you okay?" I whispered to Caspar.

"Yeah," He replied.

Suddenly a feminine scream came from across the hall and a loud thud.

"Gotcha!" Tyler laughed.

"You scared me! You dick!" Troye yelled.

Caspar let out a shaky breath and started to giggle softly. I couldn't help myself after that, I started to giggle as well. Here we are, in complete darkness, trying to contain our laughter.

"You were hiding with Marcus?! I can't believe you're cheating on me!" Tyler yelled in hysterics.

I guess Marcus couldn't contain himself either.

It didn't take long after that, Tyler had seemed to find everyone except Caspar, Dan, Phil and I.

"I will find you hooligans!" Tyler's voice rang out.

Momentarily, a shriek (shrek) and a thump rang out.

"Phil! You gave us away!" Dan exclaimed.

"I'm sorry! I just started laughing and-"

So Caspar and I were the last ones. But, if we were hiding in the same place, then who would win?

The bedroom door opened, "Troye! I already looked in here!"

"Obviously not hard enough," Troye's muffled voice came from outside the closet (he's outside the closet get it).

"I'll show you hard enough!" Tyler huffed.

"Whoa there!" Troye laughed.

Tyler opened the door and looked inside., Caspar let out a loud breath.

I mentally face-palmed as Tyler yelled, "Gotcha!"

Troye peered in, "Typical heterosexuals, hiding in the closet."

Caspar stood up, "Yeah, yeah we get it."

I followed them downstairs.

"It's a tie! They were hiding in the closet, together," Tyler announced.

"In the closet?" Dan snickered.

"We didn't mean to!" Caspar protested.

"So what's the prize?" Zoe asked.

"A free pizza!" Tyler said.

"But, we already paid for it-"

"Enough chit-chat! I'm hungry!" Tyler cut him off.

The best time of the day, dinner-time.

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IMPORTANT:

So grades are coming and long story short I may be offline for a week or so because my mom said that every B I have, I get my phone taken away for a week which is pretty hard considering that some of my grades are at solid 84% and yeah. Give it up for the American grading system everyone!

So yeah, sorry for not updating, Wattpad deleted the two drafts I had. \:

Hope y'all liked it! Lol bye.