Don't Make Me Reply In All Caps (Boyxboy)

Crab Stance It Out

(Joe's POV)

I don't know what was worse, the fact that I hid in a closet and no one made a joke about it, or the fact that Caspar, being the clumsy oaf he was, knocked over a stack of plates.

We were all cramped in the kitchen, squabbling over plates and the pizza. Caspar, the git, outstretched his yaoi hands and knocked over a stack of porcelain, expensive, plates. 10 plates to be exact.

"This is why I suggested we use paper plates," Tyler said smugly.

Zoe immediately grabbed a broom and started sweeping, quietly muttering about wasted gifts and shards in feet.

Caspar, finally putting one of his huge tree-hands to use, grabbed a stack of paper plates and began serving the pizza.

"¡Ay qué rico!" Phil exclaimed in Spanish.

Dan almost choked on his slice of pizza, "Why're you talking in Spanish?"

"Because that's the language of pizza," Phil said in a small voice.

"Pizza is Italian! You silly goose!" Caspar exclaimed.

Troye rolled his eyes, "Of course, you would know."

"It's basic pizza facts," Marcus pointed out.

I finished my slice, "What're we going to do now?"

"We could watch a movie," Louise said.

"No, that's too boring!" Caspar whined.

"I brought my Pokémon cards," Phil said hopefully.

Dan patted him on the shoulder reassuringly.

"Truth or dare?" Zoe smirked devilishly.

"This isn't 1983 people," Tyler said, throwing his hands in the air.

Jim high-fived him and Alfie finally spoke up.

"I know this seems stupid, but I brought Twister in my bag."

Zoe snorted while Phil looked scared, "I forgot my pepperoni in my bag!"

I patted him on the back, "I think that's a splendid idea."

Alfie led the way towards his overnight bag, pulling out a neat, folded Twister matt and the spinner. (A/N I've never played Twister tbh)

"Okay, are you guys ready!" He yelled.

"Yeah!" We yelled back.

"Yeah!" Dan yelled, less enthusiastically.

"I'll go ahead and call the colors," Alfie said.

Wow, this is a really big matt since we can all fit on it. Jim and Caspar are probably gonna be the ones who are going to crush the others, literally.

"Blue," Alfie called.

I put my foot on blue, I have no idea what I'm doing.

"Red."

I put my other foot on a nearby red spot, huh, this was easy.

"Yellow."

Huh, this wasn't so easy. I crouched down in an awkward squat and put my hand on yellow. From the corner of my eye, I saw Caspar put his hand near the yellow I was near.

"G-"

Dan face-planted with a soft thud on the matt.

"Philllllllllll," He drawled out.

"I'm sorry!"

Dan got up and dusted the imaginary dust off of himself and pointed to Phil, "That's not fair! His face made me laugh!"

Alfie grinned, "Rules are rules."

Dan sat on the couch, murder evident in his eyes.

"Where was I? Oh, green," Alfie said.

I don't know how I found my self in such a position, but all of a sudden I was doing some sort of weird crab stance with Caspar's arm outstretched above my waist.

Louise's legs gave out from under her and she topped over, taking Jim down with her.

"If I burn, you burn with me," She cried out.

Color after color, if even possible, Alfie's voice got even more scratchier.

A loud thud indicated that Zoe fell over and an even louder thud indicted that Marcus fell over. Now, it was just Caspar, Troye, Tyler, Phil and I.

When Alfie called the next color, Troye's noodle-arms finally gave out and he fell on Tyler, and they landed in an ungraceful heap of limbs.

Phil, however, was surprisingly good at Twister.

Alfie called out the next color, and that's when I noticed. Caspar's arms were shaking and I knew that I was going to be crushed. As if in slow-motion, he toppled over, taking me down with him.

"Phil wins!" Marcus screamed.

Everyone cheered, and after I came back to life after the impact, I too, cheered along with them. I even saw as Dan gave Phil an awkward hug. Huh.

"So what now," Caspar said, slightly out of breath.

Tyler hummed a pillow in his face, "You never do get enough do you!"

Troye then proceeded to give me his signature wink as he grabbed another pillow off the couch. I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot and I knew exactly were this was headed.

And I feared for my hair and my life.

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