Gamzee Spiked The Punch {Homestuck Ship Shit}

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I was wondering what was going on with the font in the last one, I couldn't fix it then, but it's better now. ❤️💙💛💜

Also, no, Feferi's not in this story. Why? I fucking hate her and she's boring as shit. Sorry nook suckers.

Apparently not.
So, time-skips are fuckin' wicked, amirite? Let's just say that they're all at the party and shit, Solluxander isn't drunk rn (not for long doe lol) and everyone is ready to V I B E.

    Karkat walks in and the whole party is already alive. Dave is at a tall writing desk with a cheap turn table on top. He's playing around with it, but it's obviously not doing anything because the music that's playing is nothing like whatever movements he's doing with that thing.

    Tavros sits a low table with a yellow tablecloth and lots of beverages/snacks scattered around the table. He wheels around a bit, pulls a large sign from under the table that reads, "driink2 and 2nack2 2old here" and hold it up above his head. He begins repeating the words on the sign, falteringly, like he wasn't completely sure if this was actually where the snacks were.

    Karkat makes his way over to Tavros' table to get some kind of snack.

    "HEY. WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE OVER HERE." Karkat said, calmly. Tavros' eyes lit up. When everyone else came over, they just grabbed something and left. He was so excited to read the entire menu. "Well, we have... uh... cupcakes... made by Kanaya, that is. Um... Faygo, pie for Gamz, Aradia's Bone Yard Punch, Feferi's Deep Sea Tofu Krill, and Vriska's Mighty M8ty Pie. I wouldn't eat that one if I were you." Karkat looked away for a moment. It was sort of obvious that Tavros made up those names on the spot, but Karkat decided to go along with it... for some reason??

    "I'LL HAVE ONE OF KANAYA'S CUPCAKES." Tavros scooted behind the table and picked up one of the cupcakes to bring to Karkat. Karkat took it and bit it. It was wet and mushy, but when it comes to Kanaya's baking ability, it wasn't half bad.

    Karkat kept eating his cupcake and walked over to Dave.

    "HEY FUCKASS." Said Karkat in his normal tone. "hey kk whats up" Dave replied, holding his headphones to his ear and making cool guy faces at the crowd of people who were paying no attention to him whatsoever. "DID YOU TRY KANAYA'S CUPCAKES YET. THEY TASTE LIKE SHIT." Karkat said, almost gagging.

    "then dont eat them if they resemble shit idk dude" Karkat grinned. "NO I WANT TO EAT IT YOU UNDERSIZED MAMMOTH."

    "if you say so" Dave said, still not fully paying attention.

    Karkat looked around, his vision hazy, which he believed was the result of the flickering red and blue strobe lights.