You lay in your bed coughing like seal. Your boyfriend Ashton is sitting next to you in a red cape and nothing else. He whispers "I like it when u cough like that, it's hot" you replied with snot running into ur mouth "thanks daddy", you then feel something in your stomach and you projectile vomit on Ashtons red cape. He picks up his cape and makes it into a sack shape and pours the vomit that's in it, into your mouth, you happily accept the gift from Ashton and tell him "thank you papi Ashton" he's quick to reply with " your welcome cake pop" Ashton then shits into his hands and snakes you suck the poo off of his hands. You say "mmhmm that was tasty, but did u go to chipotle without me?" He whispers into your eyes balls "yes I did, I went with my grandma" you slap him in the balls then bite them off and chew them up. When they had digested u shit them out and fed you poo to Ashton and said " that'll teach to go to chipotle without me daddy".
