76 year old Ashton Irwin walks into the closets IGA and sees a beautiful young lass he struts with his walking stick towards the girl he trips and lands exactly in between her surgically enlarged butt cheeks she she squeaks like a rabbit and blushes like an albino frog Ashton smirks into her butt cheeks she peels him out and gives him a thiccc silivery kiss on the left eyebrow she nibbles on his arm flab and whispers "you are tasty my wrinkly raisen" She gives Ashton a piggy back to her Segway and kangaroo hops on they then rode to her big white ran. They booth strip off their clothes and get into clown suits Ashton then realised that he hasn't asked her name "What is your name young chap" you reply with "Y/N I'm 15 what about you Ashton then says "Mines Ashton I'm 76" Y/N then moanes in delight "I LOVE NEARLY DEAD MEN, let's date" she then gets out her Nickelback blanket out and sets on the floor of the van for Ashton to sleep on but as Ashton bends down to sit on the blanket he breaks his spine and neck. THE END
