Requiem For A Tuesday

Act 1 Scene 1

It was a dark and musty Tuesday morning, Drew woke up in a cold sweat, confused, dazed, roaches screeching under his pillow.

Drew: What the fuck?

He heard a scream in the distance, recognizing it instantly.

Enja: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!HHHAHHHHHH!!!!!!AHHHNHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The lice. They are small, but many. Drew was shaking, scared of what happened to Enja.

Drew: I have hurry, they're fast and hungwy for blood.

Drew rushed to Enjas room, a candle in clutch.

Drew: ENJAAA!!!

Enja looked up, her face a deadly calm.

Enja: Drew. I have something to tell you.

Drew: What is it honeypie.

Enja: Don't call me that.

Drew: What is it, ugly slut.

Enja: I'm moving out.

There was something wrong, this wasn't normal, the lice must've gotten to her head.

Drew: What?! We're MARRIED!! WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS.

Enja: We aren't married you delusional fuck, I'm moving out.

Drew: But... bu-tt.

Enja: I'm gonna go clean Azul's asshole, get out of my room.

Drew walked out, his head between his sweaty palms. He couldn't believe the news, there has to be something wrong.

Drew: She must have headworms.