Queen of Hearts (Alastor x Reader)

Show them how's done

Finally, Alastor take a break and we went out of the radio station and went to a market.

-You know- I said while walking on the market- I think you do a good job as a radio announcer.

-Thanks~- he had the basket on his right arm.

-Do you like eggplants?- I asked looking at the veggies.

-I'm not a big fan but I eat them- he said.

-What about peppers?

-I like them- I grab both veggies and put them on the basket, I also put some onions and garlic, some spices, milk, coffee, tea- Darling?

-Yes?- I grabbed a bag of sugar

-Isn't it too much?

-No, it's just the necessary- I stated- besides, I'll be the one who cooks them, so I need them

-Hahaha, are you going to cook every day for me?

-Why yes- I said- it's my way to thanking you.

-You're going to make me fat- He protested.

-Excuse me? I cook for myself and I'm not fat- I said proudly- I'm curvy- I stated

-Hahahaha, I'm joking my dear- He laughed at me.

-Anyways- I was now trying to get some flour, it was on top of a ledge, and then Alastor took it for me

-Here~- He gave it to me.

-Thanks- I put it on the basket- I... I think that's enough- I said- let's go paid.

We paid the food and get back to Alastor's house.

-Ladies first- I entered the house first with a bag on my hands.

-Alastor? did you notice how the people on the market looked at us?

-I'm not blind my dear~

-I thought I was imagining things- I laughed a bit making my way to the kitchen.

-What are you gonna do tonight?

-Am... sleep?

-Wanna go with me?

-Where?

-It's a surprise~

-And you expect me to go out with a man I barely know to an unknown place?- I arched one of my eyebrows.

-Yes~

-Hahaha, oh Alastor~- I said- you gotta do it better if you want me to go with you~

-Oh, my dear (y/n), will you do me the honor- he made a bow- to come with me to a night full of entertainment that you won't regret in your life?- he then smiled at me waiting for an answer.

-Tempting, tempting...- I started to accommodate the food in the fridge.- what kind of entertainment?

-That would ruin the surprise my dear- He stated

-I'm making sure you don't want to take me to a motel or sell my organs- I said smirking.

-Why would I take you to a motel when you are already in my house?- He smiles innocently, but the way he said it made me feel like a prey.

-Alastor? has someone given you a slap?

-No, I don't think so~

-If you say something like that again I'm going to be your first time- I say it- and you know how strong I am...

-I wouldn't mind it- He stated.

-Don't say that again

-But it's true, you're in my house- he stated.