The epithet erased shitpost story

beautiful writing... I know

"Dude, BRO! LOOK A BUTTERFLY!" Crusher yells in Car Crash's face.
He rolls his eyes, smiling,"Yeah, its red. I wonder if Giovanni--"

"OMYGOD AHGSIZGZJZGZHXGZHH YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, GUYS!" Giovanni runs over to his boys sitting on the grass, enjoying the warm summer breeze....
And trips over a rock, landing face first in the dirt, yeeting his phone into the 82663726th century.

"My... phone! Boys grab it!!" He squeals, whining and yelling like a dog who's been let out of sight for too long.
Fred glances up at the sky, saying:"Dude, you literally threw it through time and space, how are we supposed to get it?"

Rick on a brick looks over, replying:"Just jump into space like a rocket, I'm sure that works... what am I doing here anyways? I'm supposed to wait in anime campaign..."

The others just ignore him.
Now Giovanni gets a new, completely new looking phone out of his pocket and starts a call with Molly.
"Dude, you have a second phone?" Fred chokes in surprise, turning around and almost landing a hit on dark star.

Giovanni grabs into his pocket, pulling out at least five other phones, which just land on the ground.

"I won a bet." He explains happily, tossing some to his boys.

"Bro..." Crusher says, going completely red, as he stares into his new phone.

"AHAHAAHA GIO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, YOU CALLED THE WRONG FUCKING PERSON!! MOLLY AIN'T ME, I'M GONNA GET YA!!" Giovanni quickly ends the call, shouting:"CRAP I CALLED ZORA INSTEAD--"

Ben looks at him confused, "But... why and how on earth do you have her number? Does she even own a phone?"

"Wow, asking the smartest questions, BEN. That's not how you're supposed to act! Are you ok?" Flamethrower asks, slightly concerned.

Now the Banzai captain calls the right number, Molly answering rather quickly, "Oh HI MOX-- I MEAN MOLLY!! BOY FINALLY I GET TO CALL YOU ON MY TWELFTHHFTHTFFHHHH PHONE!! I'VE JUST GIVEN MY BOYS SOME NEW ONES, AND I JUST CALLED ZORA. ACTUALLY MY PHONE WAS DEAD CUZ I THREW IT THROUGH TIME AND SPACE, WHATEVER THAT IS, BUT I GOTCHU ANYWAYS, AND ALSO MAY I ASK WHAT THE FUCK ANIME CAMPAIGN IS???"

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".....You wot?"

AFTER WORDS

GOD I FEEL SO BRAINDEAD AFTER WRITING THIS--
I JUST NEED TO THROW MY BRAIN CELLS OUT A WINDOW ONCE IN A WHILE OK?

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