Jasmine Collins: This is for Rachel.

The Voicemail

One day, a woman by the name of Rachel was sitting behind the counter of her job. She recently took somebody off the schedule by the name of Jasmine Collins, mainly because she didn't like her. See, the problem is, Rachel is a dusty, musty, crusty, racist bitch. That's just how she is.

On that fateful day, Rachel was about to go home. She said goodbye to all of her co-workers, except for Jasmine of course. Rachel put on her coat, grabbed her purse and keys, but she forgot something. She forgot to check the job phone to see if there were any calls or voicemails. Usually there were.

After going through about 5 other voicemails, Rachel came across the last one. She took the voicemail, not ready for the words she was about to hear. The words coming straight out of the mouth of...Jasmine Collins. The voicemail said,

"This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch! Why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with your trifflin dirty, white racist ass. You big, fat bitch. Oompa loompa body ass bitch. I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch, and don't even call the police today cause I'm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass, bitch. I'm coming to beat the fuck out of you bitch 'cause you did that on purpose with your aundry, racist, white ass! Thin haired bitch!
"Watch, I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch! I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive, I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat your ass, bitch 'cause Imma show you not to play with Jasmine Collin's money bitch. That's the first thing you did and you got me fucked up, 'cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on. You white mother fuckers hate to see black people doing good, or doing good, or doing anything for them motherfuckin selves.
"Ugly, fat, white bitch! Watch, I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat your mother fucking ass thin haired, smelling white dog smelling ass bitch! Watch I'm coming to fuck you up 'cause you got me fucked up! Gonna sit up there and try to do that little aundry ass shit, bitch you aundry since the first day I came up there talking about a bitch that had on pajamas, but you walking around here in some ten dollar ass jeans on. Dirty, dusty, white bitch! Sit up there behind that counter smelling like cheese, bitch!
"Stinky, fat, white ass bitch! And you gonna try to not answer this phone? I'm coming to fuck you up I'm telling you, you better remember who I am 'cause bitch you gonna run when you see me, 'cause I'm coming to fuck you up bitch. Wanna sit up and play me about my motherfuckin money? Wanna play about my motherfuckin money, bitch? You gonna sit up there and try to do that? Bitch, little do you know. Little do you know, I know enough people, watch I'm coming to fuck you up, I promise you that! I promise you I'm coming to fuck you up, you fat, stinky, white bitch!
"Thin haired, yellow, yuck mouth, nasty mouth ass bitch. You stink, you smell like fucking cheese, and you got that trifflin ass attitude. Imma beat that attitude up out you bitch! Watch, you treat everybody like that, all these old black people that you do like, that you in the wrong position you trifflin ass, racist ass, white bitch! That's why don't nobody fuck with you cause you trifflin, and you racist, bitch! Sit up there and did all this shit, and I told you what the fuck was going on, gonna tell me that I worked at that motherfuckin job when I'm telling you the fuck I didn't, bitch why the fuck would I lie about some shit like that? Watch, I finna come there and beat your motherfuckin ass. You better not get out that car bitch I'm telling you fucking-"

Rachel cut off the voicemail before Jasmine said anything else. Rachel put down her keys, hid under the break room table, and waited for the worst to come. Rachel was going to pay the price for playing with Jasmine Collins' money. She was going to. Eventually.

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What is WRONG with me!? -CrippledChicken