Maybe we're Not Right

Chapter 3

Well bitches another day of school. Yes same setting again, in my chair, in this freaking room, with my froggy classmates, nothing more, nothing less, just the same old boring classroom of mine.

"Oh hi, you're Riley, right? I'm Colleen by the way nice meeting you." Oh the Ms. Congeniality, the beauty queen. Woah this is very unusual that someone is nice to see me but hell bitch, I don't care anyway. Plasticity at its best hahaha.

"Oh hi, yup I'm Riley, nice meeting you also, bitch." I wore my toothy grin with my eyes twinkling on it.

"Did you just call me bitch? How dare you!" her voice rose so all of my froggy classmates turn their gazes at us. Well bitch, she want a show? Well I give it to her. I'm not the Bitch Goddess for nothing.

"Oh girl, I think your ears are full of serumen, if you know what I mean? I think you have a wax factory inside your ears." My froggy classmates laugh out loud.

"What did I say is, do you like bitch? A female dog duh, but I guess you don't know the term because it's just for brainy Goddesses like me but well if you admit that you are newly found dog, well hell yeah, you are considered to be a bitch."

I smiled widely and then turn my gaze to door, I'm about to leave when I thought I forgot something to say , I face my classmates then I eye to eye Colleen.

"Bars bitch! Hahaha." I shouted.

Then I left the irritated face of her. Hahaha my gosh, she is so annoyed and I am so very happy. But I think someone is following me, like bitch, why would anyone follow me, if this is Colleen, Imma slap her face back and forth.

I calm myself and positioned my arms. I think this freaking froggy Colleen is getting nearer and when the timing is right,

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I slapped Collen back and forth raised to capital F O R T H but what the bitchhh?

This is not Colleen, it's a man but also Colleen looks like a man, but whatever.

Bitchesss arghhh another stalker I guess. The man looks up and I see his both faces are reddish and Dan is the man. Like what the Bitch?

"What the bitch?Dan!" I shouted in surprised hahaha.

Well it's not my fault if I did slapped him, it's his fault because he followed me all the way here, and I don't know where the bitch I am , I just cut my classes and walk out from the gate with my Channel bag. I am thinking I am pegging Dora the explorer but I don't have any map either so I think I'm a little lost haha.

"What are you doing here like duh?" I ask him furiously.

"Of course, I followed you like duh?" did he just mimic me?

"Are you mocking me?" I raised a brow

"No, I'm not mocking you Ms. Riley the monkey, I just want to follow a zombie-walking like creature and because you slap me not once but twice, you're going to go with me in the mall, whether you like it or not."

I am left dumbfounded and amazed with him at the same time but whatever bitch, did he just call me zombie? Like duh, I can't even, a Goddess like me? A zombie? So before going in to the cab I just fist bomb his birdy down there hahaha.

"What the fuck Riley arghh, what was that for?" I laugh hard with my hands on my stomach.

"Well hell yeah bitch that's for calling me a zombie." I jumped inside the cab and the he followed.

Oh my gosh, yeah bitch we're going to the mall. If I weren't in love with shopping, I won't come with this cute frog like playboy. Bitch my eyes are turning into hearts, Oh so me, so corny.

Oh wait a zombie? I have a question in my mind. I am wondering if a zombie dances, they become zoomba(zumba)?

Yeah bitch you're right another not- so funny pun from your bitch Riley.