What Lies in the woods (BillDip)

flowers and threats | #5

A/N: HAHAHAHA!!! YA GIRL'S SICK AND WRITING FANFICTION!!!! IT DOESN'T GET MORE PATHETIC THAN THIS!!! TwT

"WHAT!" I ask very annoyed at this point. "do you have the beasts?" Gideon asks me, God this pig child! I HATE HIM! "no they got away and I really don't want to go after them" I say lazily. His voice grows deep and serious, "Cipher, I want them!". TO LATE  my brain thinks. "To bad hire someone else then" I say as I push him out the door. "goodbye brat" I stare at him with a devilish smirk on my face and hate in my eyes. "I'll be back, and you will get me those creatures!" he spat at me. I look at him one last time, then slam the door on the brat. I walk over to the couch and sit down, rubbing my temples. "what am I gonna do?!" I ask myself. I hear shuffling behind me, I turn around and I swear to god, that I have a nose bleed now. Dipper stood in the hall, One of my dress shirts on, and flowers and vines on his antlers. "god please hear me, tell me this isn't a dream!" I mumble to myself. Dipper still stands in the hall, holding one of his arms, a blush splattered on his face. "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... is that my shirt?" this is quality flirting by Bill. He looks at me. "y-yes" he stumbles for the word. "I'm gonna go...." I walk out of the room.

~30 minutes ealier~

Mason's P.O.V

Well this is boring, my brain tell me. I have spent the last 5 minutes staring at Will, he's kinda cute. But I will never admit that.

Will's eyes sparkle for a second then he inches closer to me. Dipper is in front of us, playing go fish with himself, very sad little cirvitaur. Will leans close to my ear and whispers "you wanna mess with Bill?". I shake my head yes. He nods, "Dipper stay here" Will tells Dipper, Dipper nods in return. Will leads me out the door, we're upstairs so whoever is downstairs with Bill can't see us. He leads me to a room, I can only assume is Bill's. There is yellow every where: bed sheets? yellow. Rug? Yellow. other decorations? yellow. What wasn't yellow is black. 

Anyway, Will walks over to a wood dresser, about the only thing not yellow or black. He pulls out a white dress shirt. "what is that for" "you'll see" he replies with a smirk. I have been here for a day and I'm already crushing on this perfect cinnamon roll. We walk back to Will's room. Dipper has not yet won his go fish game....... this is sad. 

Will walks over to Dipper, then taps his shoulder. "yes" Dipper asks, Will throws the shirt in his face. "put it on" Will commands, Dipper does as he is told. Will walks over to a vase on the side of the room. He grabs it and walks back over here. He grabs some small yellow flowers and places them on the ground. He sets the vase to the side and grabs one of the flowers. Will carefully places the flower on Dipper one of Dipper's antlers, making sure it can't fall. I get the and soon I am also placing flowers on Dipper's antlers. Dipper looks confused out of his mind. Once we finally finished, Will found some vines (god knows were) and we those on his antlers too. 

We are done with Dipper now, and perfect timing. We hear the door slam shut. Bill's friend must've left. I usher Dipper down the stairs, trying to hold in our laughs. We put Dipper in the hallway and run to a room we can see from but can't be seen. 

I think Bill heard us move cause he turns around. "so why will this mess with Bill?" I whisper to Will. "It's obvious he likes Dipper" he says bluntly. Back to the Billness, I think he may have a nose bleed. Dipper and Bill just stare at each other in silence. Bill finally breaks it, "uhhhhhhhhhhh............. is that my shirt?". Quality flirting. "y-yes" Dipper stutters. "I'm gonna go......" and with that Bill walked out of the room.