Bill smirks proudly and brings out a wicker basket covered with a blanket. He drags it out onto the lawn, it's a big basket. Dipper looks up from his spot on the truck bed. He stands up and trots over to Bill, who just keeps his insane smile. Dipper cocks his head and tries to move the blanket. "no!" Warns Bill. Dipper doesn't listen and looks anyway. Bill grabs his jaw and angles Dipper's head to look at his own. "I said NO" Bill continues, he angles his head so Dipper only sees his cat like golden eye. Dipper gulps and backs up. Bill finally gets the basket to the middle of the yard. All the creatures have now gathered around the large basket. Mason lies down and Will sets with his arm resting on Mason. Mable sets next to her brother. And basically everyone else swarms an uncomfortable Dipper. Bill rips the blanket off the basket to reveal guns, water balloons, squirt guns, a salad bowl and fork, a camera, and two paint ball guns. Bill chucks the salad and fork at Dipper, who catches it easily. He pops open the salad's plastic lid and devours that stuff. Bill nods and digs through all the stuff. Everyone but Dipper is quite curious, Dipper's eating he has no time for Bill's shit.
Bill takes out a stack of Will's Gideon picture. "I have a photocopier in the basement and now we have more!" Bill says as he shows them off. Dipper nods with stuffed cheeks, Will and Mason question Bill internally. Dipper eats the last of the salad and sets his bowl in the grass. Bill picks up one of the guns, he leans on the unloaded barrel. "OK! So I have several means we can get revenge on Gideon!" Bill stands up and holds up the gun, "The first is a shooting range". He sets the gun down and picks up a water balloon and squirt gun, "These aren't really revenge things these are just for a game" He sets those down carefully, then picks up the paint guns. He cocks it and shoots over Dipper's head. Dipper was less than amused. Bill gave him a guilty smile, Dipper just gave him a blank expression. Bill cleared his throat, "I also had paint ball guns lying around so we'll shoot those at the pictures too". Bill sets the gun down and claps. "ALRIGHT! Any questions?". Mabs raises her hand, "Can we make this a competition?". Bill looks at her with his signature insane grin. "oh no" says Mason, Will, and Dipper and the same time.
"why yes we can shooting star!".
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What Lies in the woods (BillDip)
LosoweWill and Bill Cipher, one is a professional hunter the other.... prefers to just tag along. Dipper Pines and Mason Gleefull, one half deer, the other, half horse But what happens when the Ciphers get a job they can't complete..... Best records - #7...
