One Big Mess (Legends x Reader x supernatural)

The Mind

When you open your eyes the first thing you notice is that you are in the bridge of the Waverider. You look around to see, Sam, Dean, Crowley, Nate, Sara, Zari, and ...John?

"What the hell are you doing here John?!" You whisper yell.

"If you think whispering is gonna work, than you are wrong."

You whip around to see Satan himself.

"Sonofabitch, GET OUT OF HER HEAD!" Dean yells at the devil.

"Calm down Dean-o, I just need a place to hide until pops stops looking for me. Hey Constantine, how've ya been?"

"Oh, screw off."

"I'm good."

"Can you just get out of my head? You are worse than your dad." You say exhausted.

He walks around the room, messing with random trinkets that are lying around. You study the devil, remembering how he left Cas.

"You know," you snap, "I really don't wanna call Amara to get you out, it's about as painful for me as it is for you, but if you don't, I will not hesitate."

He walks up to me, threateningly. Nate stops him from going any further.

"You really think I'm scared of Auntie Amara?" He let's our a breathy laugh, " that's cute. Really. I'm not scared-"

Fire shoots up, dividing you an Lucifer. You look past the angry Satan to see Crowley, with an empty jug of holy oil and a disappointed look on his face.

"Oh- Crowley! I thought we were in the same side" Lucifer pouted, "ya know, team hell?"

"Give me one good reason why I should be on your team." Crowley said with hatred.

"I-yeah, I got nothing." he laughs.

"For the devil, you sure do laugh a lot." Zari says under her breath.

"Is that a problem Zari?" He asks.

She glares at him from across the room.

"Fine," he groans, rolling his eyes, "let's make a deal."