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Taehyung woke up on his friends couch with a light headed feeling. He was high but toned down. Tae opened his eyes wider and looked around for his juul. Once he found his juul he took a hit and got up and stretched. Jaehyun wasn't there when Tae woke up, Tae walked to the kitchen and saw jaehyun taking hits from his dab pen. Tae went to the cupboard and grabbed a cup and filled it with water. "How u feelin Jae?" Tae asked.
"Brwooooo, feelin great." Jae slurred. Tae gulped down his water. Looking at Jae with doe eyes. "So your addicted?" Tae asked
"NO... i just happen to enjoy feeling like this. Not a care in the world just feeling myself. Minus the paranoia. Here." Jae said as he handed Taehyung the pen.
"You want one too? Like just to try it out.."
Tae took a 7 second hit and sucked air in and blew it out.
Tae thought about it for a second.
"Sure." Jae smiled and went to his room and grabbed a white box.
"I have many kinds and different flavors and strains.
Strains are indica/ sativa and hybrid. Indica makes you more tired and sleepy. And sativa is when you wanna get shit done. The hybrid is well both!" Jae opened the box and pulled out smaller boxes with pods in them tied up in a rubber band.
"Here take a look and see which ones you would like." Jae moved aside and let Taehyung look at the pods.
'Strawberry cheesecake? Sounds nice. Oooh starburst?!? Mmm Berry lemonaid.' Tae said in his head looking at the flavors. "I want this one." Tae grabbed the sativa strawberry cough.
"25$" jaehyun said. "Okay." Tae said as he pulled out his wallet and grabbed a 20$ and a 5$ and handed it to Jae. "Pleasure doing business with you." Jae said as he put the money in the box and closed it. "I'm hungry wanna get pizza?" Taehyung said. "Sure lets get cheese pizza." Tae grabbed his phone and called a nearby pizza place and ordered cheese pizza and a Liter of Coca-Cola.
"We feasting tonight." Jae said as he took a hit from his pen.「20 minutes later」
The door bell rang and Taehyung and his buddy were on the couch stoned, unable of move.
"Dude the pizza is here, what the fuck are we going to do now?" Tae moved his body off the couch and stumbled to the floor. Jae snorted and laughed. "That looked ugly." Taehyung got up and walked to the door. "Hello." Tae grabbed a 50 and handed it to the pizza guy and grabbed his pizza and soda. "Keep the change." Taehyung closed the door and walked to the couch and set the pizza on the coffee table. "Pizzaaa~" Jaehyun Moaned out, and sat up straight. Taehyung placed the Coca-Cola on the coffee table and went to the kitchen and grabbed 2 cups.
"MMM~ this pizza is really good."
Tae walked back to the couch and grabbed a slice and took a bite.
" OH MY GOD." Taehyung said as he was chewing his pizza. "Shits bomb huh? That's the cannabis makes your mouth bits make shit taste a lot better."
After Taehyung finished his slice of pizza and went to grab his cup and served himself some soda.Once they were done with their pizza Jaehyun decided to invite Taehyung to a little smoking game.
"Taehyung let's play a smoking game. The rules are you have to keep smoking and you Can't stop. Same applies to me. But if you stop smoking for more than 5 minutes, then you loose and you are going to have to take a nasty glass of vodka and whisky. If I loose then same punishment."
Taehyung nodded his head and grabbed his new pod and clicked it to his juul battery.
"Wait shouldn't we time this?" Taehyung asked. "We should." Taehyung got out his phone and put his pen to his mouth. "On the count of three.....one....two....three!" Taehyung started the timer and both of them started taking hits left and right. Smoking up the little apartment living room.
「20 minutes in」
Large coughs here and there, choking on air. Taehyung decided to test his nicotine lungs and took a 15 second hit and Inhaled air and blew it out into jaehyuns face. "Now that's what I'm taking about." Jaehyun said and took another hit.
「15 minutes later」
Getting high off of their smoke and jaehyuns cat on the other hand got high off of second hand smoke and is now freaking out under the coffee table.
Taehyung took a blinker and started coughing and gagging, gasping for air.
Tae took a large gulp of his soda. "Dude some steel balls u got, ME TOO." Jaehyun took the same exact hit as Taehyung but jar started coughing and took a large gulp of soda and started coughing again, next thing that happened Jae got up running to the bathroom but didn't make it so he threw up on his hallway wall. "Dude that's nasty." Taehyung said with a heavy slur in his voice. Jaehyun coughed again and went to his room and cleaned his face up. Taehyung was still taking hits fogging up where ever he blew. "Bro you are going to loose." Tae yelled out of breath at Jaehyun. Tae laid down on the couch taking small hits. Fucking himself up with each hit. "I won you looser." Tae said silently and stopped the timer. Jaehyun came back walking lethargically back to Tae.
Taehyung got up and linked arms with Jae and slowly walked to the kitchen.
Tae slowly got a glass and grabbed the whiskey and vodka. He poured Jae his glass and handed it to him. "Drink up loser." Jaehyun put the glass up to his lips and swallowed the drink. Jae gagged and made a little noise as he felt the alcohol go down into his tummy. "Shit tastes nasty."
Tae walked back to the couch and took another hit before he passed out on jaes couch.
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