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「THIS IS A JOKE
I WAS SCROLLING ON TWT ABT TAES JUUL,AND GOT THE IDEA OF MAKING A FIC.」
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(Chill it says 6⬆️) Taehyung woke up from his nap. "What day is it?" He asked himself. He moved his hand around looking for his phone unable to find. Tae Moved his hand slightly and found his juul. "Meh I don't need my phone I got you." Taehyung kissed his juul and took a hit from it. "Tannie-ah" Tae calles out for his small puppy. Hearing little claws scratch on the floor as they got louder and more closer. "My babieeee." Taehyung squealed in a baby voice. He pat his bed and the dog jumped on top only to get a cloud of second hand smoke from Taehyungs vape. Yeontan barked at the cloud and went to Taehyung for head pats. "My baby, I love you!" He kissed his dogs forehead and pet him. Taehyung got up and picked up his dog. He saw his laptop and a pizza box. He moved the both of those to look for his phone. Taehyung took a hit from his juul and blew out from his nose. Just then Taehyung thought of a quick solution..
"HEY SIRI." Muffled noises came from The side of Taehyungs bed. "God, fuck." Taehyung moved his bed away from the wall and looked for his phone. Once he found his phone he called his friend jimin. "Jimin-ah, go you wanna go out? Like to the mall or something?" Taehyung asked. "Sure just let me get ready." "Alrighty I'll text you. Bye bye." "Sayonara Tae." Taehyung was the first one to hang up. (Writing stoned) Tae got up from his bed and texted jimin to be ready in a hour. Tae grabbed a towel and took a shower. He grabbed light blue denim jeans with a white shirt and a Gucci belt,with red converse. "Ouu sexy beast." Taehyung told himself as he posed infront of the mirror. Tae grabbed his phone and his juul and started taking pictures of him juuling. Once Taehyung was done he texted jimin that he was on his way. Taehyung got to Jimins house and texted him. 「Tae」 -hey jiminie come out I'm outside. Tae put his phone down and took out his juul and took a hit. He turned his head to see a blonde haired jimin wall out. Once jimin got in the car Taehyung took another hit and greeted Jimin and blew the second hand smoke into Jimins face. Jimin grabbed the juul and took a hit blew it into taes face. "Keep it even." Jimin said before they went off to the mall. (Not stoned) Once they arrived at the mall Taehyung took Jimin to a boba shop in the food court to walk around with something to drink. Taehyung got matcha and jimin got watermelon. They went in and out of stores visited afew explicit shops for shits and giggles and went to fancy expensive luxurious stores for clothes. Jimin bought a couple of outfits and a pair of shoes while Taehyung was still looking around. Taehyung saw a DVA body pillow cover, in the window of a Japanese store. The erotic photo of half naked DVA was enough for him to go and buy a body pillow. Once Tae purchased the pillow case he was determined to buy a body pillow. They walked around looking for a store that sells body pillows. After 20 minutes of waking around they finished their boba and Taehyung started to loose hope. "Hey jimin I'll buy the pillow online, and maybe get it later this week." He said, jimin hummed and continued looking around. "ahh Taehyung is That it?" Jimin said out loud pointing at a tall cardboard box filled with pillows, outside of a home decor store. "YES. Thanks jimin." Taehyung told jimin and started walking to the pillows. Once purchased they decided to go back home. They went back into the car and thought it would be funny to take a selfie. Tae pulled out his juul and took a hit. "1..2..3!" Before Tae could put the juul down the made the same facial expression as jimin and the same gesture.
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"Awe we look cute, send it to me." Taehyung said to jimin. Once they arrived at Jimins flat they walked and went straight to Jimins room. "Bro I think ima replace DVA with my other pillows." Jimin chuckled. "No other pillow can't compare to your new pillow." Tae took a hit and blew it somewhere in the room. "for real bro." Jimin and Taehyung ordered pizza and soda, they both ate and smoked the night away.
