Just A Joke- ZaGr (on hiatus)

Part 16 (split pov)

"Tak!?" I yelled into the receiver "yes dib, we have established that I'm here" she said, annoyed. "How are you still alive, your ship crashed down to earth!" I said, genuinely curious. "Well, about when I reached your moon, took the escape pod from my ship, it crashed, on a planet near yours." She said nonchalantly, as if she hadn't been trapped on whatever planet, for over 3 years. "Well, what planet are you on?" I asked stupidly, bracing myself for her answer. "Well how the fuck would I know, dib!" She shouted. "Can you track  your coordinates?" I asked, pulling out my note book. Ready to write them down.  "RA 15h 52m 22s 51′ 42" she said slowly "I'll look them up, and see if I can get there, with my ship." I said trying to hurry this part of the conversation along. "I've missed you" I told her nervously. "I know, you called alMost  every night." She said. What!? I thought she didn't get the calls, had she just ignored me? "I could never hear more than the first few words, and I could never respond, it was quite sad really." She said. Relief flooded over me. she at least tolerated me, that was enough.

     We talked for hours, with only intermittent static. I never wanted it to end. I talked on and on about how zim was an idiot, and how my stupid sister and him were a thing, which I then had to explain to her what that meant. She talked about how lonely she was. With only her and Mimi, on the "desolate" planet, as she described it. "I'll come get you, as soon as I can, it might be a few days though. I'll call you every night" I said, my eyes tearing up for the second time today. I never wanted to say goodbye. "Goodbye dib. Call tomorrow" she said curtly. "Goodbye Tak' and before she could end the call I snuck in 'I love you".

(Gaz pov)
     I woke up next to Zim in bed. Everything from the night before cake flooding back to me. Oh god. Oh god. Shit. I loved zim, sure. But was I really ready for that, I mean I don't know if I was in the right headspace. Somehow gir had brought home beer. Zim said he goes shopping a lot. But did they not card a dog? Maybe he went through self checkout. Or maybe he stole it. I just know I had 1 at first, I liked it. I felt so calm, especially after the ordeal with dib, I had 2 more before I stopped myself. Zim, on the other hand only had 1. But he was already acting like he had more than me, less alcohol tolerance maybe? I'd never drank before. But every once in a while a few cans of beer, or  tiny bottles of various alcohol would appear in the fridge. I never knew where they came from, maybe my dad?

       But I knew who drank them. Dib. I would only let him have 1 or 2 a night. But I knew how sad he was about Tak and i knew he snuck extra. He wasn't addicted, just liked it. And he didn't drink much. But oh god. What if I was pregnant?!  Was that even possible, With the different genetics? I did know if it was possible- I could be. We definitely went "all the way" and it was great. It was Better than I could have ever imagined it. But I needed to get to the store. Now. A pregnancy test wouldn't work now. But plan b might. "Zim, get up" I shouted as I shook the alien.