It was a glistening wet summers day in hell with young river [not so young] going to his [extremely annoyed friends] house. River had been mustering up the courage to tell [extremely annoyed friend] how much he loves him and wants to call him [father figure]
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Once reaching water disaster associated names door he flung it open and screamed in a loving tone "AY YO WHATS UP MY DAFT ASS CUNT WE CAN LET GO ROUN' TO THE PUB EY? GET A FEW PINTS!" big man in ahead turned around with the sheer aoaoaoaoaoa on his face as he turned to see the man with long hair "AY AY WHAT DO YOU SAY LAD LETS GO GET A FEW BEERS AND GET ABSOLUTELY WASTED." Tsunami cronked in place practically quaking in his sweat shirt and high top shoes and jorts "aight' let's go to the pub and catch a game although youer paying for the bill gottit mate?" Riv riv shook his head "yas man got it in the bag, cash money although there goes ma coke cash down the drain you jammy Dodger." The water man shook his head in grace as they skipped down to the bar bursting a hole into the wall doing a jig of sorts sitting down the swash buckling pirates slammed ten Bill's on the desk and screamed in the loudest voice they have "OI YOU. GIVE US PIRATES SUM RUM AND SCREAM US A SEA SHANTY." river had already fallen out of his chair and was now rolling home on one leg and tsunami joined after him this Time on 8 hands they went zooooom and went home and kissed got married etc the end
