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𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴.
𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫

"Eww, ugly ass couple ." I  mumble scrolling through Instagram.

"BITCH MY BABY IN JAIL!!" I sigh.

They ain't have to make false assumptions about my baby robbing a nigga . He too rich for those ghetto activities.

"He don't live in the ghetto . ARATATATA." I sing off key.

"Shut the fuck up guh , damn. I'm trying to figure some shit out right now. Might have to splurge on some hoes."Kenya shouts.

First of all long tooth bitch-

"And that's on the dead folks." I shrug.

I ain't fighting for that bitch no more. She showed her true colors Yesterday when I fought and almost got jumped. At the moment, I'm gon' rob her ass.

"What dead folks?" She raises a brow.

"I don't talk to walrus'" I reply childishly.

"Starr you still mad about yesterday?" I laughs.

I look at the wall, "damn, I really am hearing things. Coulda sworn I heard a fake bitch talking."

"Bitch don't play with me. You know I always have your back Starr. So why you acting out now?" She asks.

I roll my eyes, "lol.  cute."

"Fuck you hoe. Foreal, childish ass bitch. On my momma yo." She throws the finger.

I laugh loudly, "bitch?? Watch ya mouth ."

"Bitch I'll spit on you fuck out my way,hell?" She whistles.

"Guh, yeen bout it., fuck out my face dickhead .

She walks out the room giving me stank looks.

Idc, she came at me crazy like I won't punch her placenta.

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Some sherbet ice cream would hit at the moment.

"Mom?" I smiled .

"I need you to go to HoodMart fo' me Starr." She tells me .

"Mkay bye." I mock the tv-show.

I walk into HoodMart with an long smile on my face.

I just ate some good ass fried chicken.

That smile only lasted 2 minutes, because an angry leprechaun had the AUDACITY to push me.

"Move, damn. All in my fucking way." Said the man .

"Well- excuuuuseee thee fuck out of me." I place my hand on my heart.

He looked up... It was pop.

"Oh, it's you. Wassup Starr." I wave.

"I ain' talkin to you until I get my apology ." I put up a straight face.

"My fault, ma." His deep voice run throw so smoothly.

Damn, tingle tingle. That ma word gon get ya' into some trouble.

"Mhm, what you doin' here?" I ask.

"My grams having some bake off with the elders at the church she go to, so I'm just getting some extra shit yur?" He spoke smoothly.

Tingle tingle

Splash

'Came thru drippin'

"Yea, I came for seasoning. My mom ran out of onion powder and swore the world flipped upside down." I lol.

He chuckled, "you mad corny"

"lol ." I laugh.

"You got my number right?" He asks.

"Hm, I think." I mumble.

"Well use it.." he walked off.

"If only he knewww..." I sung in my head.

Him so sexccc, and bring tingles to my catty watty.

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