jersey boys , target trip

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going to target w kairi , mattia , robert n taylor would include...

+ crackhead energy ™
+ the boys shouting out the most random shit
- " CAN'T TAKE BIG DICK BUT I
SUCK ON IT "
- " daddy chill "
- " GET THE FOK OUT MA FACE
FAM "
- " PENIS "
+ not even buying anything or forgetting to buy what u were actually there for
+ did i mention y'all acting like crackheads the whole time ?
+ photoshoots in empty ( or busy ) aisles
+ making tik toks in empty aisles
- " wait , no , can we do it again i
fucked up "
- " ROBERT WE'RE NOT EVEN
LEARNING A DANCE WDUM "
- " THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY
WORDS IN THE SOUND "
+ you n taylor literally looking after the boys bc they are literal CHILDREN
     - " no , mattia- MATTIA- STOP "
- " stOP- OH MY- NO , PUT THAT
BACK "
+ being there for HOURS
+ playing hide n seek obviously
- * mattia's sc story *
" guys we were playing hide n
seek in target and we lost kairi "
- kairi fell asleep hiding in a clothing
rack
+ c h a o s
+ laughing your asses of the whole time
+ kairi : can u get me this ?
y/n / taylor : no
kairi : fuck u
+ you n taylor losing the boys
+ looking for them for literally 45 mins until y'all hear
" reNEGADE , reNEgADE "
two aisles away
+ you find robert w a black eye
- " WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED "
- " we were playing with the foam
swords n mattia hit me "
- " it was an ACCIDENT , THEY'RE
SUPPOSE TO BE SOFT "
+ the boys pushing kairi around in a trolley
- kairi : why do i have to b the baby
- robert : cus ur small , k im the dad
- mattia : no , i wanna b the daddy
- robert : i said it first , bitch , im-
- mattia : I WANNA B THE DADDY
+ mattia trying to ride around on a wheely suitcase like in that one video
- him falling on his face
+ " what the fuck "
+ " omg "
+ " are u kidding "
+ " what's wrong w u "
+ eventually getting kicked out lmao
+ taylor driving y'all to in n out
- leaving the boys in the car to get
the food
- coming back to the car n the
boys standing outside it
- " uh , we can explain "
- they were filming a tik tok and
locked themselves out of the
car
- luckily , taylor actually has a brain
so she took the keys w her
+ y'all drive home , eating in n out , vibin 😌💯

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