"Hey can we stop at a Starbucks or some shit?! I have to pee." Louis hollers from the back of the bus. Currently Liam and I sat in the front rehearsing lightly while Zayn slept soundly in a bunk.
I take a break and look up to liam who then sighs. He rests his keys on his lap before turning towards the back and yelling back at Louis.
"What is the magic word?!" He shouts and Louis limps out to the room squirming and holding his crotch area.
"I will give everyone on here a blowjob just to pee." He says and I raise an eyebrow at him before laughing.
"And this bloke thinks its funny!" He breathes out before collapsing on the ground. Liam starts to laugh at him as the driver begins to speak, I hear my phone ding.
Niall Horan
Hey :)
My boss can be the most unprofessional person I've ever met. I mean dude, not only have we been in romantic spaces, you're now trying to make a habit of texting me. Not cool.
Your drummer's bladder is about to explode.
I then take a video of Liam make water noises next to Louis ear as he squirms and whines on the ground. It was quite funny actually.
I'm glad you get along with the guys.
And louis should've used the lavatory before we left.
Oh you almost sound like a father. Such daddy energy. Wait, no Harry. We do not call our boss daddy.
Just see how long we have please.
10 minutes till we get to the stadium
And just as that the truck stopped and security practically had to chase Louis off the bus to follow him to the nearest restroom. The rest of us packed our instruments and made way for backstage. When I stepped off the bus I could see Niall in the distance. He had on sunglasses and you could hear the screaming fans already behind the gates waiting for the show in four hours.
I carry my guitar case with maybe a pack of gum in my pocket, my phone and a spare scrunchie for my curls that were blowing lightly in the wind. Which were in my eyes and annoying as fuck.
I followed the extra security walking behind Liam and Zayn who wore headphones to block out the noise. I could help but glance back to see Niall talking to his agent while Hailee stood behind them on her phone. All looked very uninterested.
Before I knew it I was backstage in a room passing by crew members who were setting up the stage out front. I get inside and see the table had a bouquet of flowers with magazines, fruit, candy and snacks for us to enjoy.
"Thank fucking god, our first show." Liam bursts out and sits his bag down before taking out a vanilla candle from his bag and lights it.
"He's gotta meditate before every show. He's got anxiety issues." Zayn says passing behind me, making me turn to see him sit in a chair and grab a bag of crisps.
I shrug before I decide to pick a seat on the soft couch lick my feet up and look on my phone.
Niall Horan
Hopefully you feel comfortable in what you'll be wearing tonight.
Wait excuse the fuck out of me?
YOU ARE READING
Just A Kid || Narry AU
Humor"I need this job. Badly." He paces and looks over to me, biting his lip leaving me hungry for an answer. "Can you play the guitar?" And so it began
