Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
Because it had a hard drive!
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now writes error messages for Microsoft Corporation.
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Signs that you need to get away from the computer
You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, "What's for dinner, Dad?"
Your daughter sets up a website to sell Girl Scout Cookies.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
YOU ARE READING
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