Star Wars OneShots &Preferences

Luke Skywalker (1)

You haven't been alive long, that much is true. And since you are so young, you don't know a whole lot, admittedly, much less anything true. But there is one thing that you have gathered on your own that you know to be so true, you simply cannot argue with it.

A bored Luke Skywalker should never be left alone and unsupervised.

Luke as is tends to already be a bundle of unbridled chaos. But when he's alone, watch out! The only time that that can be rivaled is when he's paired up with a bored Han Solo, but that's another story for another time.

This time, Leia has taken Han off somewhere to keep him occupied and out of trouble, and has left your boyfriend with an adorable pout and without his best friend. You, yourself, are a general and are in a meeting amongst other generals in the middle of discussing what to do now that the battle against the blasted Empire is over with both Darth Vader and Lord Palpatine dead. And though you hated leaving your loving boyfriend alone, you'd been waiting for this meeting since you'd become a general.

Which, unfortunately, left Luke to his own devices. Force, help you. Luke is a brilliant young man, no doubt about it. However, when without actual purpose, he tends to let his genius think up ways to cause mischief. You can't blame him, he was a war hero who destroyed the Death Star, twice, and saved and restored peace to the entire galaxy. Now, he could nothing but relax and has becomes rather restless.

Which leads us to now, Luke sits at his desk in your shared apartment in Coruscant, tinkering away at Force knows what while C-3PO charges and R2-D2 hums quietly and chirps in the background.

Managing to eradicate the frayed wiring while the salvaged ones are connected to a motherboard, Luke screws in the framing and holds up the little remote for inspection. He turns in his chair and carefully relays his plan which, if goes correctly will cause a green milk soaked delivery man with the click of a button at exactly 5:30.

5:19

Eleven minutes away from showtime.

Luke gets up to make sure everything is in place, after all, he wouldn't want to face the cow you'll have if you find the floors all sticky and gross. Making sure the tape is holding down the tarp he snagged from the Millennium Falcon, he picks up some drying rags, also from the Falcon, and sits in his chair facing the door.

5:29

Luke hears a noise coming from behind the door and before he can register that the sound is a key turning into the lock, not a knock, he's already pressed a button on the remote. His giddy smile immediately fades when he hears the high-pitched shriek of his girlfriend and not the startled yell of a random delivery man.

Though he bolts from his seat to the door, Luke isn't fast enough and is greeted with the door slamming into a wall and a drenched, glaring girlfriend.

"I leave the meeting ten minutes early so you don't have to be alone and this is what I come home to," (Y/n) says, voice quiet and dangerously calm, wringing the green liquid from her hair, which is plastered to her forehead.
"I'm sorry," Luke replies, just as quietly with his shoulders hunched.
"Yeah, I'd like to think so, babe. What the hell? Is this what you do when I'm gone, make messes in our doorways and hope I don't find out?"

Luke shakes his head hard enough to make it throb, eager to get out of this situation. "Of course not. It's just that I was lonely and bored and I missed you - you were gone forever - I wanted some fun. I didn't think you be home right now, I got the times mixed up. I never wanted to make you mad-"

You interrupt his apologetic rambling with a soft kiss, which he happily returns with fervor. He holds your hips gently as he deepens the kiss, before he starts laughing.

"What's so funny?"
"Your hair smells like milk and is tickling me," Luke says, still chuckling.

You pull away and strip from your coat before deciding to continue and just shower out the milk. Luke gaps at your receding form and just before you enter the bathroom, you call back to him, "You can join me if you want, Luke. Hurry up, though."

The rustling of clothing being thrown around is your only response and soon you are in front of your equally nude boyfriend.

"Remind me to never leave you alone again for more than two hours."

Luke nods rapidly in agreement. "Yeah, yeah, now hurry, we have to get that stuff outta your hair!"

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First one done! Hope you enjoyed both the one shot and meme! Stay tuned for the next one and if you liked it, give a vote and add it to your library!

  -Malaya