a collection of things that my friends have said. pt. 2
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james.🍇2:37 pm [to alex] tell fraser to bring me toilet paper
alex took a screenshot
james.🍇 2:38 pm why did you screenshot that you antichrist
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george.🍓10:18 am should i get will flowers??
george.🍓10:18 am or is that too much?
alex.🍑10:19 am get him dead ones
alex.🍑10:19 am so its like
alex.🍑10:19 am in the middle
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george.🍓 3:25 am im trying to be a theatre kid
james.🍇3:26 am you're tryna be annoying and gay ?
james.🍇3:26 am wait you already are
james.🍇3:27 am *dabs*
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will.🍉9:00 am i was in the hospital...
fraser.🍒9:01 am WHY
fraser.🍒 9:01 am AND WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME CUNT
will.🍉 9:03 am bc my dick is too fat
fraser.🍒 9:05 am ur annoying
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james.🍇 5:17 pm haven't pooped yet
fraser.🍒 5:17 pm what?? why not?
james.🍇 5:18 pm im scared of making noise
fraser.🍒 5:18 pm just poop 😂
james.🍇 5:18 pm its hard bc i can't watch judge judy
fraser.🍒 5:19 pm do u want my headphones?😭
james.🍇 5:20 pm no i have headphones
james.🍇 5:20 pm its just not the same
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alex.🍑 12:58 pm will do you have a camera?
will.🍉 1:00 pm no
will.🍉 1:00 pm i have aids tho
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james.🍇 6:52 pm por que
will.🍉 6:53 pm i don't speak french :((
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george.🍓 4:23 am never pass theatre kids the aux cord
will.🍉 4:25 am they would just play hamilton really low just to make sure everyone in the car could hear that they know every word in the hopes of getting a "wow you're talented" to boost their dream of being an actor even tho deep down they know that they have no real talent and that no matter how much they quote a struggling play-write somewhere they will always be fucking annoying
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lads💅🏻
james.🍇 2:45 pm just went to the new burger place
fraser.🍒 2:45 pm they were very nice! but they forgot to put meat on james' burger.
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alex.🍑 9:48 pm [to james] i still hate the fact that you called me lettuce and i said i love you
