District 1

Chapter 1

~Joe Point of View~

Yo yo, my name is Joe. I have a yo yo, and I need to go, I'll show you mo', if you must know, i'll be eating dough, ya know?

~Katniss Point of View~

I have a pet squirrel named P. Sherman, but he doesn't like it when I mention him to people so I probably won't mention him anymore. I hope you don't mind.

Peeta and I are sleeping in our beds. We have seperate beds because I sleep with my squirrel and he sleeps with his prosthetic leg beside him. The leg is the big spoon and Peeta is the little spoon.

Uh oh, I'm getting a call.

"Hello?" I answer.

~Joe Point of View~

"Yo Katniss, girl," I say through the phone.

"Do I know you?" she asked me. Does she really not know me? I was the one who sold her that squirrel last week.

"Of course you do!" I yelled. "I sold you P. Sherman!"

~Katniss Point of View~

"Really?" I asked.

~Joe Point of View~

"Really!" I said. "Listen, babe, I know you're with that Peeta guy but if you ever want to ditch him, I'm here. Secondly, I'm eating dough and I need mo'."

"Okay?" Katniss said. "How does that concern me?"

"Get me mo' dough!" I yelled.

~Katniss Point of View~

I guess I have to get him mo' dough.

"I'm hanging up," I told Joe through the phone. I threw my phone out the window and woke up Prosthetic the Prosthetic Leg.

"When Peeta wakes up," I said. "Tell him that I went to give Joe mo' dough."

I grabbed my purse and hurled myself out the window after my phone.