A tale as old as gay |Shrek X Berry B. Benson|

A trip into my heart!

Berry's POV
I am gathering some pollen for my father who was sick and dieing. He is such a sick ass sometimes. So as I am flying in the rain because I am such a daredevil lately, I start to smell onions. The strong smell is dizzying to my bee brain and I started to fall from the sky. After a while of falling I first hit it. My small bee body crashed into a big green Oger. "Oh sorry man!" I said as I looked at his beautiful face. "Don't sweat it." Said the Oger. I was just starting to blush when I heard a woman. "Shrek there you are!" So his name was Shrek. What a mouth watering name. It just rolls off of the tongue nicely.

Shrek POV

Now what does Fiona think she is doing. The little slut has been trying to fuck me for weeks non-stop. But I have my eyes on bigger things. Or smaller things if I might need to say!
I look at this small flustered bee and wonder. Would it bee so bad for an orge to love a bee. No, Imagine how wrong sex would bee. Definitely a awkward morning after that. "I-I'm Berry B. Benson. But you can call me whatever you like." Watching this little bee introduce himself is turning me on faster than Shadow the hedgehog's stupid horny messages. "Damn it bee. I am starting to get a boner." The little bee smiles shyly. And I see Fiona storming off in rage. "Shadow the Hedgehog was bad enough! Now he found a Beefriend!" I watch her as she screams off in rage. I see Berry watching her intensely. "Don't mind Fiona, she is a nutball." He nods in agreement and I see a change in the bees eyes.

Berry's POV

Oh, Shrek is so cute. He is making my stinger vibrate! But Fiona has to go. Malaria! I will get my moquito buddy's to bite her and give her Malaria! Then Sherk-Senpei can be mine, All Mine! Okay Berry time to make a move. "You like Jazz?" I ask with false confidence. Shrek looks at me. And I looks at him. We lean towards each other and before are lips touch, shreks hands crush me into him and I am pulled against Shrek, flattened.

Sherk's POV

Berry Hasn't kissed me back yet and I am starting to worry! I open my eyes. And notice he is not there. No, my true love.

God's POV

Shrek now deeply saddened grabbed his chair, some rope, and found a nice tree. Shrek made an epic hammack and chilled sadly. "Shrek, I give you God like powers. Make Americans great, they never had such an opportunity as today." The Shrekening has only just begun

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