A tale as old as gay |Shrek X Berry B. Benson|

The Aftermath

Nobodys POV:

Shrek with his newfound godly powers he decides to start a new religion, called Shrekism. Shrekadiasoncononarionism, was its full name. But he thought teaching that to children would bee to difficult. But he had an opponent. God himself. He is currently staring down this beeing. And that is where the story beegins.

Shrek POV: 

'God I know you said to make the world great again, the only way to do that is get rid of you!' I charged at God, onion in hand. I growled and barked at him, this tactic worked as god seemed frightened. He knew I was the alpha. But God was still strong and kicked me in my left eye. I held my eye to the onion its flavor seeming into the damage. I stood again. I was now angry as ever, I bit God on the pinkie finger. Then I barked once more. He seemed to bee giving in, surrendering to me. But I am a piece of shit so I continued to bark at God. Then out of no where God kicked my ankles, 'EUGH~ I HAVE BEEN HIT' I hollered into the star filled sky. I decided it was time for my power up.

Gods POV:

I can't beelieve this bitch turned on me. I was in a state of shock when I heard it... SHREK WAS POWERING UP! As if the battle couldn't get more intense. I looked at him in fear, 'No... no it can't bee!' Shrek suddenly blasted an onion out of his hand hitting me in the cheek leaving a mark. 'Onions were a symbol of piece. Now an item of war. You cannot defeat me.' I was dodging onions left and right. This was very tiring on my old brittle bones. 'You bitchy hoe, I gave you your powers.' Shrek looked distracted for a second, finally. 'AND IF I GAVE YOU YOUR POWERS I CAN TAKE THEM AWAY' 

Nobody? POV:

God charged at Shrek and an explosion occurred.  In the end neither existed. But this is not the end dear reader. No it is not. God? He tried to defeat Shrek and melted into air. Shrek? He survived and is in the 69th dimension banging it out with hot dilfs. But, the Shrekening is still going to occur. Just you wait my little baka.

('But what about Barry his true love??' We will get there, little one. We will get there. NOT FOR A WHILE! But we will get there.)