Krazy Jokers Story

L❤️VERS

kayla and Calvin go to their sweet, to spend some lovers time. "Calvin its time for dinner!" kayla yells.
"oh I'm not hungry." he replies.
"what's gotten into U?" kayla says.
"that girl idk but it's something about her." he says.
"what u mean something about her?" kayla says.
"idk she smells like cotton candy and dog nuts." he says.
"baby how do u know how dog nuts smell?" kayla says.
"because bitch u smell like it!!" he says.
"omg do i really?" kayla says.
"yea but it's not a major problem."
then there's a loud thud at the door.
calvin says "bitch ain't u gon get that."
next thing u kno, who's at the door, Angela.
kayla then says "who's at the door."
Calvin then yells back at the bitch. "it's the skinny pale michael Jackson lookin bitch."
"oh what the hell she wants?" Angela asks Calvin "do uhave any toothpaste?" Calvin then yells, bitch get the fuck out my face do u not know when the last time I brushed these bitches?"!!!!!!!! then Angela replies, "you can't blame a girl for asking."
Calvin then slams the door In her face.
Calvin tells kayla he's gonna run to the store.
Calvin hops in his drop top,rim spinning, hot drallet, and music blasting hover around. after 2 1/2 hours later Calvin then arrives at the corner store.
Calvin walks in the corner store to get three items, tissue,kandy,abd tooth paste for when he finally decides to brush them bitches.
but Calvin wasn't an ordinary dude he came in there un prepared. Calvin then states "I need one more thing."
Calvin goes to get a toy, the fake money.
walks up to the cash register and says "how much was that again." she says "9.26."
so Calvin opens the toy up in front of the owner and takes out a 10 dollar bill. Calvin seen she was doin somethin on her cash register. and she jumped the price from 9.26 to 19.26.
calvin says "aye bitch what the fuck u think u doin!!!" "leave now or I call da cops." "bitch did u just say you'll call the cops?" Calvin says "oh good cause I got an uncle that works for the force just ask him what happened last time he said he'll call the cops." "oh that's right he's not here with us anymore."
"omg u killed UR uncle says the lady." "that's right bitch!" he says. "but I'll spare U if u can make me laugh." " how am I supposed to do that?" she says.
"idk tell me a joke". he says.
"what happened when the chicken crosses the road?" she says.
"oh I kno dis one." he says.
"it never crossed because it became chicken noodle soup." she says.
"fuck it." says calvin.
he viciously strikes the woman 57 times with a little of every item in the store.
he broke her neck with a slice of bread.he broke her nose with a pickle. he boiled her with the boiled peanuts. he then safely aboards his very Un stylish hover round. and makes it back home safely to kayla, just in time for her to give his hover round a car wash.