Hanzo, meeting widowmaker for the fifth time in a sniper shootout: new earrings and perfume?
Widow, aiming at hanzo: oui, new wine at home too. I can always count on you to notice my fresh changes, I see you've got a new robe?
Hanzo, trying to shoot widow down: those earrings suit you! And oh yeah, new robe. Thought I'd spice it up a little.
Widow: omg come over we can have a tea party but it's actually just fresh wine
hanzo: omg yes let's go right after I shoot this bitch down
widow, the bitch : BITCH-
this got progressively longer sorry oopsies hehe, can't tell me these two wouldn't be talking about all the gossip in the universe while wearing overpriced clothes and drinking expensive wine together because you'd be wrong
