- True Story -
Friend - Hai I'm bored
Me - Hai bored I'm Sour
Friend - Nice to meet you Sour I'm bored XD
Or is your name "fortune teller" XD ?
Me - Idk I'm no fortune teller XD
Friend - Okay hi No Fortune Teller! I'm Bored.
It's nice to meet you ÙwÚ
Me - Hai Bored I am No Fortune Teller
Sadly the future says that I can't predict your future so Idk what the future holds for you
but I am no Fortune Teller so I can't tell your fortune
But all I can do is confuse you with fortune tellers
because fortune tellers confuse you with their fortune and tell you your fortune
and then the fortune aligns with the future which leads back to your fortune and if you don't like your future it leads back to the fortune teller
and you yell at the fortune teller for getting your future wrong
but the thing is we don't know if the future is wrong or right
Friend - O-O"
Me - so is the fortune teller real or fake?
One does not hold such answers
it all relies on the fortune
which leads back to the fortune teller
Did that make sense?
Friend - Uh huh, yep, mhm
Me - I remember that the fortune teller said that too
And that is the tale of the fortune teller who became a seller and went out to live out his fortune under the guidance of the crystal ball, who told it's fortune to the fortune teller and teller decided to sell it's fortune to the fortune ball at the fortune shop at the fortune mall in the fortune world because it was apart of it's fortune to be apart of the fortune world and to be sold by a fortune teller who will convert to a fortune seller and sell it to a fortune teller.
Are you confused yet?
XD
Moral Of this story = the fortune teller XD IKR SUCH A GREAT MORAL. MHM XD
Other Moral of the story = just nonsense XD
YOU ARE READING
TAGS, MINI STORIES, WEIRDNESS AND ETC.
RandomShort Stories I make for when I can't think of anything or am just bored. so like it helps cure my writers block and revive my imagination. thank you Hōnoki Mochi for this idea its greatly appreciated.
