Chapter 4: If Anything Happened to Him I Would Kill Everyone in This Room and...

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Chapter 4: If Anything Happened to Him I Would Kill Everyone in This Room and Then Myself
😅 long title
Funny how the comments in the last chapter were kind of... I forgot the word XD
Well the very helpful paragraph placed thingy was removed so I can't do stuff like in the other chapters.  😤 so the contact names will be underlined unless unknown

???
Hello?

Mr hero
Who's this?

???
I'm a friend of Peter's

Mr Hero
Okay
What do you want?

???
I want Peter safe

Mr Hero
Mutual

???
and if anything happened to him because he wasn't careful who he texted and I didn't protect him...

Mr Hero
Lemme guess, you'll kill me?

???
Yes
And the Avengers
And Spiderman
And Peter's aunt
And then myself.

Mr Hero
Ouch
I better make sure nothing happens to him then
How do I know that you're legit for him?

???
I was about to ask you the same thing

Mr Hero
Perfect.

???
So tell me who you are.

Mr Hero
No can do
But I work at SI

???
Stark Industries?

Mr Hero
Yup
So ask anyone there and they'll tell you I'm legit

???
You must be kidding
How am I going to get a hold of anyone at SI?

Mr Hero
Call this number

???
This better not be a trick

??? Calling

"Hello."
"Hello, who's this?"
"Name's Tony Stark. Mr Hero told me to expect your call."
"So he's legit, that's good to know. Wait -- THE Tony Stark?"
"The one and only."

Call ended

Mr Hero
Tony told me you hung up on him

???
He's TONY STARK
OMG
I HUNG UP ON TONY STARK

Mr Hero
Btw, never use the number again.

???
Why? It's TONY STARK'S number!!!

Mr Hero
Not anymore

???
But he called you Mr Hero
Peter gave you that nickname

Mr Hero
Changed my nickname

???
So you're legit.
You'd better keep Peter safe
And don't come whining to me if that's too much for you.

??? Blocked you

Mr Hero
Your friend texted

Peter
Ned?

Mr Hero
He didn't tell me his name

Peter
What did he say?

Mr Hero
Basically that if anything happened to you because of me he would kill me, the Avengers, Spiderman, your aunt, and then himself.
(LONG pause)
Hello?
Are you still there?

Peter
Omg sorry
That is so Ned
Sometimes I think he's my mom

Mr Hero
I guess I can get that

Peter
I mean like "put that down, you'll cut yourself"
"Don't touch that, it'll burn you" "Don't point that at your eye"
Omg I just remembered

Mr Hero
What?

Peter
You'll never guess

Mr Hero
You got an internship at SI?

Peter
Whaaaat?
No way
Ned blackmailed me into applying
Did you know I applied?

Mr Hero
Yup
I have my ways
And I work there

Peter
Stark Industries??

Mr Hero
Yup

Peter
Stop lyin

Mr Hero
No lie, I'm serious

Peter
OMG I could see you there!!

Mr Hero
Well...

Peter
Oof, I'll probably not get accepted

Mr Hero
I don't know about that
But I don't really work at Stark Industries

Peter
You mean you go on trips?

Mr Hero
Missions

Peter
With the AVENGERS!?

Mr Hero
Sometimes

Peter
So you're not an assassin!
Are you?

Mr Hero
No, I'm not

Peter
I've still got my eye on that

XD woop woop! I did it! Shout out to the person who asked for an update, DespairShadows!!
Peace out, ima go watch Sanders Sides

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