Dave Strider

Daves Café by Dave Strider

one day dave walked into daves cafe and he said "I'll have one apple juice please" and dave turned around and said with a damn hot ass smirk. "alrighty what size?" and dave answered right on the beat (cause ya know striders) "i'll have an extra dave large dude" and dave said. "mkay gimme a moment man" dave rolled his eyes. "like I have time for that" and dave snickered as he walked into the little area to get daves drink "Your dave fucking strider of course you do" but as he left dave came running inside daves cafe but guess what he wasn't losing his cool just yet he looked around before grabbing daves arm. "dave! Shit man hear me out!" dave turned to the other sexy piece of work and he was like. "fuck man why in such a hurry?" And dave replied. "dave! I can't dave anymore!" dave looked at him in surprise "what do you mean you can't dave?! Your dave fucking strider of course you can!" dave fell to his knees. "man I think I lost my cool or some shit" dave walked back in with the apple juice working that sexy ass as he did so "yo I got the aj- dave what's wrong with dave?" He asked dave sighed and shook his head "he's losing it man he thinks he can't dave" dave quickly stood up from a nearby table and kneeled beside him and started shaking him "get yourself together man!" dave slapped dave across the face. (Yeah I know he slapped my sexy ass face) dave blinked. "yo man that hurts" dave rolled his eyes. "Your dave motherfucking strider and we all know that now get your shit together" dave stood up and helped him up "yo who's dave here!" daves stood up from all around the room "We all are" said the daves "what the fuck yo" all the daves smirked when dave walked in "yo man this is fucking cool an all but were supposed to be working not dicking around and not in an ironic form either"

they all ended up having sloppy make outs with each other and davesprite then dragged egderp into this mess and fuck man to the point

all these sexy ass motherfucking shits had sloppy makes outs while egderp kitkat and captor wished they were homo for these sexy bitches

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