Academy days (Book 2 of IA)

[1] Beta everything

180 km/h...

I never thought this day would come.
I cautiously eyed the speedometer at the bottom of my visor. 

240 km/h...

"KARD! In front of you!" a squeaky female voice screamed in my ear piece.

"Just shut up Rin! I know!" I yelled in reply.

300 km/h...

The gray tracks below me were a blur, and my entire world was a single rapid straight line, constantly turning then straightening.

"Kard, you might want to slow down, this is just a test run..." a different, more mature female voice came through the ear piece.

"I am fine, Dr. Cherrylove."

Naw. Gotta go fast...

This was the first time I ever piloted a MS (Mobile suit: think of it as human sized robotic armor). Already, I felt like king of the world as I was tearing up the concreate. Don't get me wrong, this isn't a car, but running in this armor feels like roller skating. Except you're going faster than most sports cars.

360 km/h...

Faster...

Then, just like any adolescent boy ignoring his mother's advice, I took a misstep. My world was flipped upside down a million times before I eventually came to a stop, by crashing into the wall.

"Curses..." I cursed, as I tried to prop myself up amidst of the rubble.
Though my MS does look pretty lightweight, but after that crash, there was not the slightest hint of any damage except for a couple of paint scraped off; dang 11/10 durability. 

"KARD! If you want to die so badly then tell me!" Rin showed an angry blue kaomoji on my visor:

(╬ Ò﹏Ó)

"As your master, I command you to shut the hell up!" I said getting agitated.

"You? My master? I think you got the roles mixed up, now in compensation for hurting my head, go buy me a Stardelight vanilla chocolate!"

"You're an AI, how can you get hurt? Ugh! Dr. Cherrylove! Is there any way to uninstall her?"

"Can't touch this!" she said, as her blue holographic figure bounced all over the screen, with music playing in the background sounding very similar from MC Ham...

"Ok, you can stop playing that sound now..." I said, with the music completely playing over my voice.

"I can't hear you, the music is too loud!" she lied, as a blue kaomoji on my visor shifted:

(⇀‸↼‶)

Curses! This bitch...I swear the moment I get cross dimensional powers...

This argument went back and for about an eternity or so, and before both sides were out of breath and I decide to give in:

"Fine, I'll buy you the drink, curses..." I sighed climbing back on to my feet. As my whole body was still numb from the impact.

"The nearest Stardelight shop is 300 meters outside to the left!" Rin said excitedly.

Well I can certainly use a drink myself as well...

"Dr. Cherrylove, you don't mind if I..."
"Actually, I am feeling like having a cup of coffee as well, and can you also tell your friends to meet us there as well, there is something I need to tell you all." I could just picture that large sunny smile on her face.

"Sure..." I let out a small cry as I straightened my back.

"GO!GO!GO!" Rin urged.

"I know, just be quiet..." I said, feeling like one of my nerves was about to pop.
How does an AI even drink coffee in the first place?