*Following Him Are The Fairytale Creatures (All Played By The People That Hira And Hiroko Met Before Getting To Swantown)*
Fairytale Creatures: Aw! Ooh!
Guard #1 (Played By Jesse): Don't mind the mud. You'll get used to it.
Pinocchio (Played By Sonja): This is not appropriate for wood.
Witch #1 (Played By Wilson): I'm gonna bail if we're in here for too long.
Guard #1 (Played By Jesse): You know what? This bog...
Pig #1 (Played By Luke Ross): This place is a dump!
Fairy Godmother (Played By Zuri Ross): It's awful.
Pig #3 (Played By Fred): Take deep breaths, brother. He has panic attacks.
Pig #2 (Played By Prince James): This little piggy needs some Paxil.
*Guard #1 (Played By Jesse) Blows His Whistle And Every Fairytale Creatures Got Startled*
Fairytale Creatures (All Played By Hira And Hiroko's Friends): Oh!
Guard #1 (Played By Jesse): Look, you read Lord Farquaad's decree.
Pinocchio (Played By Sonja): Yeah, yeah, we read it. "All fairytale creatures have been banished from the Kingdom of Duloc. All fruitcakes and freaks will be sent to a 'resettlement facility. '"
Nerd Girl (Played By Olivia): Um... it smells like butt.
*Every Fairytale Creatures Agreed With Her Until Guard #1 (Played By Jesse) Whistles His Whistle Again*
Guard #1 (Played By Jesse): Alright, When I call your name, step forward. Pinocchio, the Puppet!
Pinocchio (Played By Sonja): Um, I am not a puppet, I'm a real boy.
*Pinocchio's Nose Began To Grow*
*Pinocchio (Played By Sonja) Laughs Nervously*
Guard #1 (Played By Jesse): That's your patch of mud down there.
Pinocchio (Played By Sonja): Thank you very much.
*Pinocchio (Played By Sonja) Went To Sit By a Stump Next To Hiroko, Who's Also Sitting By a Stump*
Guard #1 (Played By Jesse): Shoemaker's Elf!
Shoemaker's Elf (Played By Jessica): Yes. Right here.!
Guard #1 (Played By Jesse): Ugly Duckling!
Pinocchio (Played By Sonja): Aw! Dumped on a swamp! Man, I tell you, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap!
Hiroko: Yeah I Feel You Guys
Pinocchio (Played By Sonja): You Do?
*Musical Song #2 Plays*
Hiroko: Life is disappointing, Woe is what I know
Pinocchio (Played By Sonja): Outed by my nose That's just how it goes for poor Pinocchio
Both: Story of my life Always doomed to fail Cheated by a fox Swallowed by a whale That's the story of my life, oh yeah That's the story of my life
Hiroko (Speaking): Whoa, Careful There, AdventureGirl5 Loves Whales.
Guard #1 (Played By Jesse, Speaking): Three Bears, take your spot over there by that sign. No, that's too far! Too close. Ah! Just right.
Nerd Girl (Played By Olivia, Speaking): Strife is never ending
Guard #1 (Speaking): Fairy Godmother!
Peter Pan (Played By Peter Pan Himself): Banished from the town
Guard #1 (Speaking): Wicked Witch!
Ugly Duckling (Played By Miroko, Mystery Man And Hira's Daughter): They dragged me from the pond
Fairy Godmother (Played By Wilma): They broke my magic wand
Three Pigs: They blew our condos down
Guard #1 (Speaking): Mad Hatter!
Wicked Witch (Played By Cadence Flynn): Life is but a witch hunt
Mama Bear (Played By Star Butterfly): Mama's in the mud Mama's in distress
Papa Bear (Played By Marco Diaz): They ridiculed my hat
Three Pigs: They said that we were fat
Big Bad Wolf (Played By Globby): They tore my cotton granny dress and called me a hot and tranny mess
Guard #1 (Played By Jesse, Speaking): Sugar Plum Fairy!
Fairytale Creatures And Hiroko: Story of my life Booted from the ball The party's off the hook
Hiroko: But I'm too off-the-wall
Fairytale Creatures And Hiroko: That's the story of my life!
Guard #1 (Speaking): You're late, Rabbit!
The White Rabbit (Played By Wilbur Robinson): That's the story of my life
Guard #1 (Speaking): Have fun, you guys.
Fairytale Creatures And Hiroko: That's the story of my life
Guard #1 (Speaking): And remember, if we find you back in the kingdom, you will be executed.
*The Fairytale Creatures Startled In Fear While Hiroko Growls In Anger*
*Guard #1 Left*
*Instrumental Plays For a Bit*
Fairytale Creatures And Hiroko: I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending
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FantasyCitizens Of Swantown Decided To Have a Musical Play About Their Hero And New Queen Of Swantown, Hira Chose Shrek The Musical Because That Was a Story Of How She, Shrek and Fiona Became a Family Figures. Even Though Hiro Wasn't There When Hira Met Sh...
