Well, Since Artemis Insisted On Marrying Me, We Did It Right Away! Here's A Recap.
Artemis: *walks down the aisle in silver*Me: *waiting with lé tuxedo on*
Cookie: blah blah blah, talks about wedding stuff
Artemis: *looks lovingly at brick*
Brick: *grimaces*
Cookie: blah blah blah, says to put ring on
Star: *is fangirlish screaming in the audience*
Brick: *puts ring on Artemis*
Artemis: *puts ring on Brick*
Cookie: YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE
Brick: *doesn't kiss Artemis, but she kisses him instead*
YAYYYY WE'RE MARRIED *grins evilly*