Alien Wizard

1 0 0
                                        


You know it only just occurred to me how insane I must've looked to the other kids I used to do gymnastics with on the Gold Coast,

while they would flail around in the foam pit like a child drowning in quicksand, I would disappear under the surface and reappear at the edge and climb out, after screaming about me teleporting for awhile they calmed down enough to ask me how I did it and I just gave them that 'is this idiot for real?' Look and said "I swam?" And they go "that's impossible it's not water it's solid bits of foam" and I just stared at them like they had  claimed the sun was fake and replied "yeah it's foam it's basically a solid liquid, you just swim through it, it's great cuz you don't even have to worry about sinking or breathing like water" after that they seemed to come to a collective agreement that I was some kind of alien wizard and gave up trying to understand

Tidbit TalesWhere stories live. Discover now