Housemates / LunchClub

Camp Ing

Schlatt: pussy

Carsun: excuse me?
You're in a wet tent rn

Schlatt: nope
I'm up in the cabin
It's nice and cozy here
Bet you'd like it
You lonely up in your hotel room?

Carsun: I'm fine
I have room service

Schlatt: I could just get Fitz to bring me some shit
He's the Ryan p of this trip

Carsun: he's probably asleep

Schlatt: yeah you're right

Carsun: so I win?

Schlatt: win what?

Carsun: Ive got it better than you holed up in this hotel

Schlatt: nah

Carsun: you're stubborn

Schlatt: I just don't wanna lose

Carsun: give me three reasons  why it's better in that cabin than it is here

Schlatt: I've got friends
Lots of blankets and pillows
Quiet, but you still get that outdoor camping vibe if you leave a window up

Carsun: free wifi, easy access to food, cable tv
You are using your mobile data right now

Schlatt: you disgust me

Carsun: when you come to pick me up, I'm gonna smack you and steal your pretty little lion

Schlatt: no you arent

Carsun: yea
I am

Schlatt: he is safe
In my arms
Fuck off

Carsun: Aww schlatty boys got himself a cuddle buddy

Schlatt: how to spoon:
Dick hard on the butt

Carsun: tiddy in hand
Kis ya neck

Schlatt: hell yea

Carsun: HELL YEA

Schlatt: you're fuckin rediculous
Goodnight, assweed

Carsun: incorrect
Sleep good
Kiss ya lion on the neck for me

Schlatt: absolutely not