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Waffl

Ted: I never knew
That a man could eat too many waffles
What a fool I've made
Out of myself
What. A. Fool.

Noah: u okay,bud?

Ted: I can see the light!
Noah? Noah is that you?!

Noah: yes?

Ted: come closer, hugbox
Closer
I ate too many waffles
I'm dying, noah

Noah: oh

Ted: Don't grieve for me
I'll be back
In another life
We will meet again
I promise
Do not grieve... But more importantly
Do not forget me

Noah: ok

Ted: *dies*

Noah: shit now I have to deal with the body??

Slime: bruh
How did he die by eating waffles
And why was it so poetic

Noah: no idea
You're strong right?

Slime: sure

Noah: help me hide a body

Slime: shit ok

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^based on a true story... I ate too much from waffle house :(

Have day

-Keileb