Yesterday, all the girls in my grade had to go to this thing during P.E. about positivity and being nicer to each other. Here are some highlights from our conversations.
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Teacher: How many people here hold a grudge?
Everybody except for me and my friend raised their hand.
Me: Da fu- Is this why we're lonely?!
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Teacher: We don't dress to impress boys but instead we dress to impress other girls.
Me, in a super glittery outfit: Nah. This was the only thing in my closet.
My friend, decked out in Dragon Ball Z merch: I'm guessing this doesn't apply to us.
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Teacher: Boys fight with physical violence and girls fight with emotional. When the boys fight they just rough it out behind the school. The next day, they're playing basketball together.i
Me: Sounds to me like they're living the dream.
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Other student: We all stay in our groups, but we still talk and get along.
Me: What kind of fantasy world are you living in?!
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We each had to write down two problems and ways to solve them on a sticky note. Then the teacher collected them and read them aloud with the help of one of our P.E. techers.
Teacher: This is the last one and it just says 'girls are confusing'. Sorry but I don't know how to help ya with that one.
Me, patting my friend on the shoulder because I know that's the one she wrote down: Sorry, but it still looks like nobody can fix our problems.
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Other student: My boyfriend once said that you will never be able to understand a girl, even if she came with instructions.
Me: Pfft. My instructions would be easy. 'Be nice. Act happy.' Simple.
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I raise my hand hesitantly to say something.
Teacher: Yes, you in the back?
Me, panicking and stuttering (aloud): S-some of us like to stay i-in our little groups of one or t-two. We dont exactly l-like talking to others.
Teacher: That's a good point.
Me (thinking): Stop making an example of me.
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The teacher dismissed us for class.
Me, to the girls outside the door because this was their next class: Good luck.
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Me and my friend walked out of the class in one piece.
My friend: See. It wasn't that bad.
Me, still shaking: Yeah. Once the panic attack cleared up everything was ay-o-... no. I'm gonna be thinking about this all day.
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Stay in school kids, even though it sucks.
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