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Thoughts of Boredom (Part 2)

I live by rules of cat:
•Don't touch me
•Give me what I want or else
•Must. Lay. On. Warm thing!
•My attention span is- oooo what's this?
•I must run across the house at full speed
•I must wake you but you mustn't wake me
•I will call you a human, because why not
•I must disregard the safety of others
•I must disregard the safety of myself
•Give me attention NOW
•I do NOT trust you
•Lazy

My sister is talking with my brother in the other room and I know what they're talking about. I heard them saying something about Todoroki from Boku no Hero Academia. Yep. They're both weebs.

Me: I can't see myself ever having kids.
Everybody: Why's that?
Me: Well, one, I hate kids. And two, I'm-
Homophobes: *exist*
Me: Uh...
Me: I'm... not sane enough to be trusted with children.

I am proud to say that I am now 5'1. This means I can now see the top of the piano without going on my tippytoes, I am taller than about 4 kids in my grade, and I am the same height as Lady Gaga. A happy day this is. I will continue my struggle to grow so I can be the average weight and be 5'2, the same height as Hatsune Miku. I'm coming for you world! AND I'M AIMING TO BE TALL!

I didn't sleep AT ALL last night. And by at all, I mean I didn't fall asleep once. Neither did my sister. We had agreed to go downstairs at 6:00am for food. The thing about me and sleep deprivation is I don't get tired during the day. Oh no. I'm just twice as crazy when I'm tired. I'm normally crazy but when I'm sleep deprived, stuff goes down. Like, 2:00am is now a normal time for me to be awake at. Can't wait until I have to be put back on the school sleeping schedule.

What if trees could talk?

What the rest of the world sees:
Emu
What Australia sees:
Horrifying War Machines

When I see my beat friend in about a month I'm gonna go up to her and say, "You are now my therapist. I will tell you everything that saddens me. My troubles, my worries, my insecurities, I'll tell you them all and you will have to sit there and listen. You mustn't tell anyone what we discuss because we are BFFs. I don't wanna make you depressed so I'm gonna sugar coat some stuff with comedy.
I just need someone to rant at, okay? I've just spent the past two months locked in a house with my siblings while I slowly turned insane... just like every summer break."

"Excuse my potty language, but you're a doo-doo head... you little piece of shi-" And the innocent kid was never innocent again.

Mirrors could very well be a portal to another dimension but you will never know because there will always be another person in the mirror to stop you.

Nobody can hate you more than you hate yourself.

I just went downstairs for a snack and ended up cleaning the kitchen windows instead. Quarantine has done something to me.

Reading a book is staring at odd symbols and hallucinating.