CHAPTER FOUR: cuatro
kuroo
KUROO
" kenma . . . i believe i've gone crazy. "KENMA
" finally. "[ to put it simply, there's a kid in my house. and it's knocked out on my sofa. ]
KUROO
" i don't know if it's a ghost child, if it's my great great great grandmother reincarnated as a kid about to warn me about burning cookies, or if it's just me literally losing it. "KENMA
" choose your pick, then. maybe all of the above. "KUROO
" come over please. I'M SCARED. "KENMA
" but i was sleeping. "KUROO
" KENMA, PLEASE. "[ a sigh was heard over the line and some shuffling about. ]
KENMA
" fine. "[ then the line cut. knowing of his presence in this house relieved me a bit. i pressed my face against the window wishing he'd speed it up. ]
( " it's just a kid, so why am i scared? " )
[ the more i tried to calm myself down and repeat those words, the more i felt pathetic. ]
( " it's a child, tetsurou, A CHILD. " )
( " but what if it's out to kill me? " )
? ? ?
" where's . . . kenma-nii? "KUROO
" AaAAAAAA "( " THE KID. IT WOKE UP. I'M DONE FOR. I'M DYING, I'M GONNA DIE. " )
[ i freaked out while she took small steps towards me after struggling to get off the couch. i tried slapping her away with the curtain i wrapped around myself. ]
[ i never actually took a close look at her out of fear but now that i did, karasuno's girl's uniform was draped loosely on her child-like figure. the skirt and blazer's sleeves touched the ground while she attempted to get to me. of course, i avoided. ]
KUROO
" are you a gnome? why are you looking for kenma? what do you want from him? "( " oh. she stopped. and speaking of that boy, where is he? DID HE DITCH? " )
? ? ?
" no. i am y/n. where is kenma-nii? you know him? he is my cousin. we were playing then he just disappeared and i woke up here. "[ she looked up at me with sad eyes and frowned. ]
( " wait, y/n? cousin? " )
( " AH. right. they are. " )
KUROO
" . . . riiiiiight . . . BUT YOU'RE NOT Y/N. "
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Fanfiction(DISCONTINUED.) to put it simply, there's a kid in my house. and it's knocked out on my sofa. various! haikyuu x child! reader yakucult | 2020 🍈 this book has no plot lol i'm just winging it. lowercase intended !!