CHAPTER SEVEN: siete
kuroo
[ is it alright to leave a kid alone in a house? no yes maybe. do i care? most probably not, i'm not entirely sure. is she my child? no. but is she my responsibility? sadly, yes. will i get arrested for leaving her alone? i sure hope i don't, i'm too hot. ]
KENMA
" what are you standing around for? snap out of it. i'm here, let's go. "KUROO
" kenma . . . i left y/n alone at my house. "KENMA
" yeah. so? "( " what a jerk . . . " )
( " although i am one to talk. i probably wouldn't care either " )
KENMA
" i also found this. "[ he reached into his pocket to pull a folded paper out and handed it to me. ]
KENMA
" it's from a local kindergarten near our block. "KUROO
" you sure are on deck. i didn't know you
liked children, mr. kozume ~. "KENMA
" that's because i don't. who else is gonna take care of her when you aren't? "KUROO
" well then, you pay for the tuition. "KENMA
" i'm saving up for a game. you pay. "KUROO
" no, you pay! "————————————
[ we both ended up splitting it to make it fair. we're doing her a huge favor here yet all i get in return is being constantly pestered and having glitter spilled all over my project which was supposed to be submitted 2 days ago (because my loser butt forgot to bring it several times) ]
( " aaagh! i really don't want to see or let alone be anywhere near that gremlin " )
[ twisting the doorknob, i slowly pushed the door open to see y/n on the counter, standing on her tippy toes in the kitchen and reaching for the cupboard– wait, counter? ]
KUROO
" woah, watch out! "[ she lost balance but thanks to my godly reflexes, i caught her before she went splattered flat on the floor like the stinky goo that she is. ]
KUROO
" what are you doing?! that's dangerous! "Y/N
" y-you don't have to yell . . . i was only trying to get the pocky snack, so i can give it to you when you get back from the karasuno with kenma-nii . . "[ the last part came out as a squeak but my spectacular hearing could still pick it up. ]
[ i sighed. ]
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immature | haikyuu
Fiksi Penggemar(DISCONTINUED.) to put it simply, there's a kid in my house. and it's knocked out on my sofa. various! haikyuu x child! reader yakucult | 2020 🍈 this book has no plot lol i'm just winging it. lowercase intended !!