Okay, for this chapter we're actually gonna be doing 100 funny ways to die! So let get to doing that now! Oh and also, there will be memes as well.
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1. Dying from height
Lucas and Plague Steve were walking through the forest, collecting resources, until Lucas fell into the cave below them, which Plague Steve managed to fly, prevent him from falling and injuring him.
TheRealLucasSpike died from a high place
Panicked, Plague Steve flew down the cave and to where Lucas dropped down to, only to see his body disperse into particles and his stuff all around him. "Oh crap, Lucas died!? What do I tell the others!" Plague Steve panicked for a full five minutes, until Lucas managed to get down the Cave safely and collected his stuff. "Whoa whoa Plague Steve calm down! It's okay I'm alive!" Lucas exclaimed, trying to calm Plague Steve. Which didn't work as Plague Steve screamed like a girl. "AHHHHH Lucas your a ghost!!" Plague Steve shouted in shocked, until he fainted.
Lucas facepalm. "Ugh, this is gonna be a long day of explaining." Lucas said to himself as he collected his stuff, picked up Plague Steve, then used an Ender pearl to teleport out of there.
2. Fire
Sabre and Nightmare Steve was busy making a campfire, cause well, they don't know, they're just bored and decided to do something to pass the time. Until Sabre got caught on fire from accidentally using the flint and steel on himself. Sabre ran around screaming, Nightmare Steve tried to put out the fire, but failed. Cause of that, Sabre was turned into cook chicken.
FavreMySabre was burned to death
"Oh crap! I let Sabre get killed by fire! Oh no no no no no no what do I tell the others!?" Nightmare Steve said to himself in a panic, until someone tapped on his shoulder. He turned around only for his face to go blank. "Nightmare Steve, I'm not dead, I just Respawn buddy, nothing to worry about now." Sabre said as he picked up his stuff, then look the Steve. Said Steve just screamed like a girl then fainted, Sabre just facepalm.
3. Drowning
Lucas and Light Steve were swimming in the lake, until one of them challenge each other to see who can touch the bottom and get back to the surface. After a minute or two, Light Steve came up to the surface, except for Lucas, given only his stuff came to the surface.
TheRealLucasSpike drowned
Light Steve realizing that he's not coming back up, except for his stuff, he panicked, until Lucas appeared and landed in the water. "Uhh, hi?" Light Steve got out of the water and fainted, Lucas soon came up to land and face palm.
4. Explosive
Light Steve wakes up after fainting. "Lucas got an explanation?" He asked him, Lucas was about to say something until he heard hissing, when he turned around there was a creeper running towards him. "Creeper!? Aww Man-!" The creeper crashed into Lucas and exploding upon contact.
TheRealLucasSpike was killed by a Creeper
Lucas repawned at where he died at, Light Steve chosen that time to faint once again.
5. Lightning
Sabre is running away from Origin Steve, all cause well, Sabre pranked him with chickens. As they were running, Origin Steve struck Sabre with Lightning multiple times until he was nothing but a pile of ashes. Realizing what he did, Origin Steve internally panic as he knows that the others would most likely kill him. Until Sabre respawn in front of him. "Hi." Origin Steve look at him shocked. "Sabre, your immortal?" Sabre looks at him, as if he's stupid. "Um, no, I died then come back." He answered, Origin Steve look at him then fainted.
6. Poison
Galaxy Steve accidentally gave Sabre a puffer fish sandwich, which ended up Sabre being poison.
FavreMySabre Died from poison
Galaxy Steve cried for a good minute until Sabre respawned. "Uhh, Galaxy Steve I'm not dead." Sabre said as he sweat dropped. Galaxy Steve stopped crying and look at Sabre then screamed like a girl then fainted.
Sabre sighed, this is gonna be a long day...
7. Zombies
8. Skeletons
9. lava
10. wolves
90 more different ways to die later...
"Sabre are you and Lucas immortal or something!?"Origin Steve questioned with a shut as he and everyone have witness them die then come back somehow. The two look at each other then at them. "um, actually remember how we said we're players?" Sabre said, they nodded. "in other words, we're not from this world, we're from what is known as the Reality World and this world is just part of a game. So each time we died here, we respawn, which in other words we come back from death." Lucas explained, the Steves and Alex look at them as if they just summoned the ender dragon. "What?"
Weeks later, they met illusion Steve, who then killed Sabre. "Hahaha! I had killed your leader and Savior! How do you feel now hmm?" Illusion asked as he was smirking like an evil jerk, only to recoiled and see that the others aren't even sadden or anything/ "Why aren't you guys in despair?" Illusion asked in confusion. "Oh, that's because I'm right here, very much alive and not dead anymore since I respawned." Sabre answered, As illusion Steve turned around and looked at him in shock. Until Sabre punched him in the face, causing him to go unconscious. Lucas just smiled. "That reminds me of the time in the Assassin Creed series we did, except your prone to dying and getting knocked unconscious." He said, Sabre just glared at him. "Whatever mad, this chapter is over, see ya." He said, of course, true to his words, the chapter ended.
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Okay then, hope you guys like this chapter, I gave up on 10 cause I couldn't think up 100 ways to die actually, so I took the lazy route and did that, but yeah, see ya everyone!
-Aria Guardian
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